Wife humiliated me
Wife paid me back big time. My teasing took things too far and she shut me up. We were hanging out at a neighbors house. Backyard BBQ around the swimming pool. Our neighbors had a nephew there as well.
At one point he got in the pool and when he got out OMG! The outline of his wet trunks clinging to his huge d***, it looked like he had a pledge can in his trunks. He was embarrassed and tried to hide it. I had way too much to drink and couldn't keep my mouth shut. After I kept talking about it he admitted that he actually had a tight pair of underwear on under his trunks to keep it from hanging out! I kept teasing my wife about how she needs to see it and even "try it".
I wouldn't shut up about it all afternoon. My wife got so p***** she got up and took him by the hand. She looked at me and said "your right, I need something better than your tiny d***". She led him into the pool house and shut the door. For 30 minutes all we heard was her screaming. When they came out she gathered her things and said "we are going home".