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KING ESTRIN
When I used to work at Burger King, I would occasionally get my kicks by grinding up my girlfriend's 'Morning After Pills' and adding the powder to the food of the customers. My associates used to refer to me as King Estrin. You see Estrin derived from horse pee is a parent structure of the estrogen steroid hormones estradiol, estrone, and estriol, which have also been known to wreak havoc of the male ** drive as those rude single men were my primary target.
If my girlfriend did this to me it would be the last time we watched Lifetime movies together. Those days and nights of watching QVC would be over with as well.
Since she started slipping me her birth control, my partner and I go shopping together and are closer than ever before.
Yeah I hear ya, time for Plan B...
Yeah no one called you that. You're full of **.
Yes, KING ESTRIN is probably the artist formerly known as Floor Spice from the Funny Farm, where life is wonderful all the time...
Did anyone ever ask what's in the water, or what is in our pharmaceuticals? They are doing this to everyone!
My son emulated this little prank, he's looking at 2 to 5 years for 2nd degree assault...
** move.
Not gonna lie, I truly hope someone with some form of power sees this, and has you arrested and you are charged and convicted to the highest extent. It’s ** like you that deserve to be castrated so your seed can’t spread through this world. You are an inept ** who deserves to be ** everyday of your life, and treated like the ** you are!
Wow, you're taking this a little too personal dude, you should check and see if your girlfriend isn't feeding you her birth control pills...
Nope, just don’t agree with people ** with other peoples food ** **! I’m a straight fat white guy, who if I found out someone had done something with my food, I’d first kttfo and then call the cops and have them charged to the fullest extent of the law! ** people these days are as useless as a ** sock, especially the OP! ** this ** smear of a human being
You should really calm down and read my other confession 'OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE'
Perhaps we shouldn't trust teenagers and ex-cons to prepare our food in the future...