Drunk Barefoot Monk

I went to have dinner at a Chinese Restaurant enjoying some Kung Pao Chicken and crab Rangoon and then in comes a man wearing a Monk's Robe and he was barefoot.
I know Monks usually are barefoot but the restaurant still had a "No Shirt, No shoes, No Service Sign on the door"

It didn't make a bit of difference as this monk was both drunk and barefoot.

He also banged the gong and started slurring the words to "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" to the annoyance of everyone in the restaurant and this is not how Monks are meant to behave,

Then The Drunk Monk Kung Fu'd his way to the restroom and I nearly spit up some of my rice when I saw a grown man walk inside of a public restroom barefoot.''

Then several minutes later The Munk returns from The Restroom still barefoot and in his underwear shocking all of the Chinese Workers who now regret coming to America as a result.

Then he picked up his foot and started smelling his ** feet in the restaurant as The Chinese Workers all looked very grossed out.

Then he went over to my table and snatched an Egg Roll, put the egg roll under his foot, and started sucking his toes on my egg roll.

I threw my drink at him and then got into fighting position as someone then shouted "MORTAL KOMBAT" As Me and This Half Naked Monk were now engaged in a brawl where I hit this idiot several times and he hit me back, but I was in a rage as I then slammed his head against the Gong.

I then took a TamTam Mallet and hit this Drunk Barefoot Monk in the ** making him scream like Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat 3 as some workers raised my hand in victory calling me the "Weiner" as they then dragged the Monk's drunk half naked ** back to his Shaolin Temple.

Flawless Victory for me.