New Babysitter

We just moved into a new house in a new city as my wife’s company promoted her. My wife is the bread winner in the family. We had a baby about 8 months ago. I was delighted. I think the baby was to raise her stock at work. You know, show that she has a stable family and can “have it all”. I want a big family and lots of kids. She wants to be promoted.

Shortly after moving in about 4 weeks ago, my wife hired a new babysitter—Amanda--a girl in the neighborhood. Holy god is she hot. Blonde. Tall. I’m 5’11” and she’s only a couple inches shorter than me. ** that women twice her age get surgery for. Otherwise, a very slim athletic body. She plays some sport, gymnastics, tennis, I don’t know. She said. It wasn’t that I wasn’t listening, I simply couldn’t. All I could think of was getting in her pants. My wife knew what she was doing—and I think she knew the effect Amanda was having on me. The first day the babysitter showed up, my wife said “hands off”. She didn’t say anything about my **.

Typically, we use a babysitter when my wife has a work function. In those times, I frequently have something else to do. My work is sporadic and sometimes includes nights. Other nights, I’m at a bar trying to get hooked up.

I’ve never felt this way. I’d love to ** Amanda. But what I really want to do is get her pregnant. It’s like I have baby fever. I suspect the reason is our difference in age and the fact that I don’t see getting the kids I want with my wife. I’ve never considered hitting on a woman so much younger than me. I’m 31. She’s 16 or 17. I don’t know. She said, but I couldn’t listen. She drives a car so she must be at least 16. Old enough that I won’t go to jail.

I remember the day she said her age. She was wearing these low hanging ** shorts with underwear straps rising up out of the shorts and over her hips. The straps looked like handles with which to pull the shorts off. Another image that came to me was what those shorts would look like hanging below a baby bump

I’ve interacted with Amanda several times. Mild stuff. She was holding our daughter one night, giving her a bottle, I said “You want one of your own some day?” She said “Yeah, some day.” I regret putting the “some day” at the end of that sentence. Without it, my question could have been interpreted as the offer it was intended to be. Another time, I said “Tell me about yourself.” She opened up. Something about school. Something about her major when she goes to college. I don’t know. As a follow-up question, I asked about a boyfriend and she said “no”. That I heard. Let the games begin.

I showed interest. Now I need to ratchet up the pressure. That’s easier said than done. I have so little in common with her.

I haven’t asked her about her family situation. If she has daddy issues, that could work in my favor. Also, if she’s being raised by a single mother, I need to meet that mother. More ** to talk about. You know--show I'm interested.

This is a weird situation for me. When I seduce a woman, I’m normally so much less motivated than I am with Amanda. There’s a “take it or leave it” air—not just in my actions but in my thoughts. I rarely meet a woman that I absolutely must have. **, half the time, the woman seduces me, or at least meets me in the middle. And meeting in the middle is the whole point of the exercise, right? 😉

Opportunity can be fleeting. I need to jump on this, literally and figuratively. I’d like to hear suggestions about how to get a girl half my age into bed. I can’t get her drunk. I don’t use other drugs. This situation is just weird. I feel like a nervous schoolgirl with a crush and I don’t like it. I need to calm down and just do it. But **, she’s just made for pregnancy. Being so thin and athletic, she’ll show after just a couple of months.

I realize that if I get what I want, it'd be the end of my marriage. Frankly, that’s the least of my concerns. Money would become an issue. My wife does well. The worst thing that could happen would be if my wife finds out I hit on Amanda, without actually ** Amanda. Any other outcome would be acceptable. But impregnating this beauty would be the ultimate.

So, how do I make this happen? What should I do, and what should I avoid? No ideas too weird. At this point, I'm open to just about anything.