I always hated you because you picked on me, but pretended to be my friend in front of everyone else.
Never a day passed that you didn't say at least one mean thing to me and your insults grew worse the longer we were "friends".
You think I'm your "bestest" bud, but you have no clue.
So here's my revenge:I told everyone about how you lie and say you're pregnant to get attention.
You better learn to watch your tongue, or your boss might just hear the gossip.