I stole him from her
So I met this guy I was extremely attracted to. He had a girlfriend at the time, and I feel wrong for saying this but he was just entirely too hot for her. She wasn't even average looking, and I'm not just saying that. On top of being ugly, and chunky she was a complete clingy, angry, b****. Of course, I thought he was attractive but at first he and I were just friends, I met him through someone I knew.
I started texting him and talking to him a lot and telling him he was too good for the girl he was with. He said he'd heard that a lot but that he felt like he'd never find the right girl. We kept talking over the weeks and decided to hang out one night so he could talk to me about her, and how he wanted to break up with her.
He came over, we went out, came back to my house and talked for a long time. He started getting closer and closer to me during this time and even went as far as telling me how badly he wanted to kiss me. He told me he felt like he'd found the right girl (me) and didn't want anything to do with his current girlfriend. I told him I didn't want to be a homewrecker and he should end things before we went any further.
He picked up his phone and broke up with her while he was sitting next to me. The second he hung up he leaned in and kissed me. Best kiss of my life.
We ended up having s**, and she's been stalking him ever since and accusing him of cheating on her with me when really.. it wasn't like that.. was it?
My mom jokes around and calls me a boyfriend thief. I guess I kind of am? Oopsy?