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Falling for batgirl.
Alright, so I was working at a convention recently, and there was this girl sitting across from me handing out autographs. Apparently, she is a fairly popular costumer.
So, over the course of three days, I talked to her quite a bit, getting to know her. Her past, her goals in life, her passion for costuming, etc. We seemed to hit it off pretty well, and the more I talked to her, the more I wanted to date her.
I finally asked her out on a date, which will occur soon, but I'm incredibly nervous about the whole situation. I really want her to like me, so I'm worried about how to act. But I'm also worried about her not liking the real me. Im worried about everything!
She's incredibly beautiful, and definitely in every guy's thoughts who has seen her.
Feel free to comment, don't expect me to read it, though.
Ok, here is the plan:
1) Be yourself...BE YOURSELF....got it..
2) Immediately sexualize the relationship...touch her arm alot...put your arm around her....OPEN ALL DOORS for her to pass through...PAY ALL BILLS....whisper in her ear...if possible, massage her ears (very sensual, even for cats)...
3) Don't be her friend! If she starts talking about her problems, IMMEDIATELY Change the subject...if you EVER fall into the listening friend category, then you are TOAST!
4) Don't complain about anything! NOT ONE ** COMPLAINT...you will be steady and strong...then she will melt...
5) In the middle of the date, try to kiss her....if she refuses, then immediately end the date...she is not worth your ** time....
Dear god. Which rock did you crawl out from under? And how quickly can we get you back under it?