I hate old people
For some unknown reason I hold a terrible grudge against old people. Whenever I walk down the street and I see an elderly gentleman, or woman, I get this overwhelming urge to just smash them in the face for no reason. Their wrinkly skin makes my blood boil, and they are just really rubbish in general and get in people's way. I'm really worried because it's only a matter of time before I do it. I'm definitely going to do everyone a favour and kill myself before I become a doddering waste of space.