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I’m having incredible ** with my enormously fat coworker.
First of all I’m an in shape guy 6’1” 190lbs, athletic and active, I’ve been told that I’m good looking by a lot of women. I’ve always been attracted to thin athletic women who take care of their bodies and work hard at staying in shape. But lately I’ve had some disturbing personal interaction with this obese woman at work. There is a woman that works in my office who is morbidly obese. She is about 5’4” tall and probably 400-500lbs, that’s right 500lbs; grotesquely fat by most people’s standards. I have no idea how she got hired because I know the HR manager in our company pretty well and she views fat people as lazy and poor employees and would never voluntarily hire a woman who is 500lbs. The woman in question is in her late 20s or early 30s at the most. She is married to a ** who verbally and I think might be physically abusing her. She has a face like and angle, an incredibly ** voice, long strawberry blonde hair, ** the size of water melons but the rest of her body is a quivering jiggling mass of what I would normally view as a hot mess. She also has 2 children from another relationship other than her current husband (normally another ** killer). She is sweet and always has a sunny disposition despite the personal turmoil I know she endures. The poor girl is so fat that she literally sweats profusely just sitting at her desk working on her computer. She works hard and does exemplary work but never seems to get any recognition for it. She is known around the office as Piggy Sue (not her real name) and most of our coworkers treat her like a disease. One of our fellow coworker went out to lunch with her once and reported back to the rest of us that she doesn’t eat her food, she devourers it like a starving hog. Everyone thought it was funny as ** but I only felt bad and ashamed of the way the rest of the office was acting. I think my desire for her is purely out of lustful curiosity because I do not want to get caught up in her personal drama and I’ve never found a fat woman attractive before in my life. Unfortunately to complicate matters I’m married as well to a lovely thin woman who keeps herself in shape and whom I have been married to for 10 years. I have never strayed from her and I have never had the desire to seek out other women before but our ** life even while dating has always been tame and kind of boring at best. The woman at work is nowhere near my type and is as fat as ** but for some unexplainable reason I am drawn to her like a moth to a flame. Fat women have always revolted me but I now find myself fantasying about her whenever I am not with her. I think about having ** with this woman all the time and I can’t get the vision of her huge wobbling blubbery body out of my head. It has gotten so bad that I now actually avoid having ** with my wife because I fantasied about the other woman while doing it with my wife and I have a fear of calling out the other woman’s name in a fit of ecstasy. Although I have hooked up with the fatty only a 4 times the ** was absolutely incredible, off the charts incredible, shear bliss and it gets better with each encounter. It was nothing I’ve ever experienced before in my 35 years of life. They say that fat women give the best head but this chick not only give incredible BJs (golf ball thru a garden hose) but her fat doughy ** is as plush and as soft as riding in a Rolls Royce and she is an ** freak too boot. I’ve never had a woman that would do ** let alone enjoy it like this woman does. IMHO if you ever find a woman that loves ** she is a keeper of the highest order. Her huge ** is like a soft cushion and I can only describe it like riding on a cloud. Her ** is glide smooth and snug. The suction is almost too much for both of us to handle. I’ve never heard a woman make so much noise before her moans and grunts and squeals are like a symphony of sexual delight and when she comes it’s like the earth is moving beneath you. She arches her back so high and hard that she literally rises off the bed like a whale breeching in the Pacific Ocean.
Now what to do about this; we’re not exactly in love but if things progress as they are I can envision it happening very easily. I don’t want to divorce my wife because it will ruin me financially and hurt her emotionally. I don’t even want to think about how badly it will hurt her. But on the other hand I don’t want to give up this incredible woman and the incredible ** she gives. Unfortunately life is full of hard choices.
So am I in Ohio or near one of the coasts as you previously speculated? Make up your mind beluga. I know that excess body fat and lack of mental acuity are related but this is ridiculous.
BTW, I fear the wrath of big slob women every day. You fat disgusting ** are everywhere nowadays cluttering up the landscape like so much garbage at a landfill. It’s like an entire generation of women just gave up on themselves and became a herd of self-loathing, uneducated, blobs of lard. What the ** is it with you lard buckets. Maybe your parents should have coddled you less and stopped stuffing you with Twinkies and chocolate milk and fed you a little self-respect instead. Maybe then the generation of female (and male) tugboats that exist today wouldn’t be. To be perfectly honest all this ‘fat pride” you waddlers exhibit is ridiculous to the rest of us. The reality is, we not only laugh and ridicule you behind your backs but we do it to your fat faces as well but you are too mentally impaired by your high blood sugar that you don’t even notice. Stop eating and stop arguing with me. You know I’m right and always will be. It is not normal or healthy to think that too much body fat is something to be celebrated. It is a sick mentality and it is dangerous to your wellbeing. Fat ** need to lose weight and not fool themselves into believing that obesity is cause for a party.
In layman's terms, twig boy, you are ** up in the head. Perhaps your caloric starved body is making your fuzzy, Obama voting brain wacko. Get this. In the not too distant future, big beautiful women will be the norm. The skinny minnies will be only fit for losers like you. We will grace the covers of fashion magazines. The braver among us will appear in all our glory in magazines like **. Speaking of **, we will be the standard bunnies in the mansion. Those botoxed ** with the fake ** and fake ** will become relics. We real woman will rule. Know that. Read this and weep. P.S. You have the kookiness of a lost-in-space Cali boy, but your accent suggest you live in or near Ohio. Be very afraid. We are coming for you. Be on the lookout for an estimated 2,000 pounds of real women when the terrible 7 find you and sit up you and the whole world laughs at your crybaby self beneath us, which is your proper place compared to us, your betters. Ta, ta.
Keep dreaming beluga. Recent scientific studies show that excess body fat can cause chemical reactions that release brain damaging hormones in the body. In other words Miss Piggy, your fat is making you stupid. This bears out older studies that suggested a link between higher body weight and impaired memory, loss of cognitive reasoning and early onset of dementia. Your continued deluded appraisal of the status that fat chicks have or will have in society is an indicator that you brain function has been negatively impacted by the excess poundage you insist upon carrying on your person. Take some good advice and lose some weight before you lose what’s left of your tiny mind. Blimps like you will never be socially acceptable as mates, models or ** objects. You will always be jokes only one societal step away from being considered full-fledged freaks. When a fat person enters the room they elicit emotions ranging from outright disgust to pity. Only fellow freaks and deviants look upon fat pigs as desirable or attractive. Normal healthy people are revolted by obesity because it is a sign of a diseased body. Haven’t you ever heard your fellow buffalo ** complain that they feel like they are invisible to the rest of society? It’s because normal people are so sickened by you fat pigs that it is just easier to pretend you don’t exist. Unfortunately it doesn’t always work out because you so-called **’s make so much noise grunting and bellowing in your demands for acceptance that it is all but impossible to pretend you aren’t there. Take a hint you enormous whale, you will NEVER be considered the norm so long as the current and correct cultural standard of beauty remains in place. Furthermore you will NEVER escape the scientific fact that obesity is unhealthy and an abnormal physical state for human beings. Stop lying to yourself and most of all stop trying to make the rest of society believe your self-serving and insane lies. No one is buying it.
Keep dreaming with that Pseudo science, Twig Boy. You are only fooling yourself. And you know what? Like Ulysses with the Sirens, you are getting drawn into the ** honey pot. You have been fighting it for a long time, but in the depths of your heart you want a **. You yearn for the ultimate in love making. Though you won't admit it, you know this is true. By the way, here's some real science: Juliet Huddy Proves That Fat Girls Are Smarter Than Skinny Ones http://gawker.com/321566/juliet-huddy-proves-that-fat-girls-are-smarter-than-skinny-ones/all Put that in your ole Ohio pike and smoke it. LOSER!!!!
Keep looking for me in Ohio and keep reading and believing the junk science. Believe all the way to your rendezvous with the insulin pump and the cardiac by-pass operation that are both heading your way.
BTW, the study suggests “curvy women” are smarter than thin ones. I’m not talking "curvy" here. Curvy is just fine for me. The problem is that you **’s (big buffalo women) have usurped the definition of “curvy” and actually want us to think that a 300 or 400 pound landwhale qualifies as “curvy”. You fat slobs are out of your blubbery brains if you think "curvy" means a body type with 150 extra pounds of fat glommed onto to it. “Curvy” is a genetic state of being. It means hourglass shaped as in 36”-24”-36”. It doesn’t mean a body that is basically spherical or lumpy or bloated up to an unhealthy level of obesity that it requires an electric scooter to buy Cheetos at the local Wal-Mart. When your waistline is as big as or bigger than your ** or when your ** is as wide as a door or when your thighs rub together enough to set your pubic hair ablaze, you are NO LONGER curvy. You are just a big fat lazy slob with no ** excuse. Now stop trying to counter my argument because you just look like a fool. I have medical science and good taste on my side; what the ** do you have besides stupidity, laziness and an obsessive need to stuff your slobbering pie hole?