I’m having incredible ** with my enormously fat coworker.
First of all I’m an in shape guy 6’1” 190lbs, athletic and active, I’ve been told that I’m good looking by a lot of women. I’ve always been attracted to thin athletic women who take care of their bodies and work hard at staying in shape. But lately I’ve had some disturbing personal interaction with this obese woman at work. There is a woman that works in my office who is morbidly obese. She is about 5’4” tall and probably 400-500lbs, that’s right 500lbs; grotesquely fat by most people’s standards. I have no idea how she got hired because I know the HR manager in our company pretty well and she views fat people as lazy and poor employees and would never voluntarily hire a woman who is 500lbs. The woman in question is in her late 20s or early 30s at the most. She is married to a ** who verbally and I think might be physically abusing her. She has a face like and angle, an incredibly ** voice, long strawberry blonde hair, ** the size of water melons but the rest of her body is a quivering jiggling mass of what I would normally view as a hot mess. She also has 2 children from another relationship other than her current husband (normally another ** killer). She is sweet and always has a sunny disposition despite the personal turmoil I know she endures. The poor girl is so fat that she literally sweats profusely just sitting at her desk working on her computer. She works hard and does exemplary work but never seems to get any recognition for it. She is known around the office as Piggy Sue (not her real name) and most of our coworkers treat her like a disease. One of our fellow coworker went out to lunch with her once and reported back to the rest of us that she doesn’t eat her food, she devourers it like a starving hog. Everyone thought it was funny as ** but I only felt bad and ashamed of the way the rest of the office was acting. I think my desire for her is purely out of lustful curiosity because I do not want to get caught up in her personal drama and I’ve never found a fat woman attractive before in my life. Unfortunately to complicate matters I’m married as well to a lovely thin woman who keeps herself in shape and whom I have been married to for 10 years. I have never strayed from her and I have never had the desire to seek out other women before but our ** life even while dating has always been tame and kind of boring at best. The woman at work is nowhere near my type and is as fat as ** but for some unexplainable reason I am drawn to her like a moth to a flame. Fat women have always revolted me but I now find myself fantasying about her whenever I am not with her. I think about having ** with this woman all the time and I can’t get the vision of her huge wobbling blubbery body out of my head. It has gotten so bad that I now actually avoid having ** with my wife because I fantasied about the other woman while doing it with my wife and I have a fear of calling out the other woman’s name in a fit of ecstasy. Although I have hooked up with the fatty only a 4 times the ** was absolutely incredible, off the charts incredible, shear bliss and it gets better with each encounter. It was nothing I’ve ever experienced before in my 35 years of life. They say that fat women give the best head but this chick not only give incredible BJs (golf ball thru a garden hose) but her fat doughy ** is as plush and as soft as riding in a Rolls Royce and she is an ** freak too boot. I’ve never had a woman that would do ** let alone enjoy it like this woman does. IMHO if you ever find a woman that loves ** she is a keeper of the highest order. Her huge ** is like a soft cushion and I can only describe it like riding on a cloud. Her ** is glide smooth and snug. The suction is almost too much for both of us to handle. I’ve never heard a woman make so much noise before her moans and grunts and squeals are like a symphony of sexual delight and when she comes it’s like the earth is moving beneath you. She arches her back so high and hard that she literally rises off the bed like a whale breeching in the Pacific Ocean.
Now what to do about this; we’re not exactly in love but if things progress as they are I can envision it happening very easily. I don’t want to divorce my wife because it will ruin me financially and hurt her emotionally. I don’t even want to think about how badly it will hurt her. But on the other hand I don’t want to give up this incredible woman and the incredible ** she gives. Unfortunately life is full of hard choices.
I consider myself a lady's man. I have boned loads of women from skinny to obese from Brooklyn to Bangkok. So, when it comes to the bedroom skills of the ladies, I am a voice of authority given my vast intercontinental experience with many sized women. I can unequivocally state out of the legions of women I have porked in every imaginable size, big beautiful women are hands down the best in bed. Curiously, some dipshits are too dumb to get that. Slaves to the media's portrayal of thin women being some kind of starved standard, they buy into the thin is in **. Of course, these are shallow little sheep easily hoodwinked and controlled. The elite ** lovers are the real heroes who break away from the dumbed down pack and enjoy the plus sized fruits of their resistance. Power to the Chubby Chasers! In you faces to the haters!
My big beautiful babe changed my life. I was a plain-looking slob before she came into my life and made me a better, handsome man. The first thing she did was to get me in brighter clothes instead of the drab grays and browns I wore all the time. She even cured me of my dislike of the color pink. Now I am man enough to wear pink shirts and pink pants whenever I get the itch to look a little hotter. When I want to give her a ** surprise, I wear the pink underwear she bought me. She got me to take botox injections to make my face look younger and handsome and use a skin rejuvenating skin cream on my face and male make up to made my best face features stand out more, thanks to her. Because she said I didn't have a **, she paid for Buttock Implants for me. And man oh man do I have a hot ** now! None of those below par thin woman would do all that for a guy. ** women rule!
Yep, a ** pink shirt wearing, silicone assed, **. All piggy ** are the same.
There's not a thing wrong with a man wearing pink unless he is homophobic like y'all. My boyfriend is man enough to wear any color he likes. You obviously are not.
Your boyfriend is a beta boy loser if he is ** a big pig like you. Hey it's nothing personal, it's just how society views fat women and pig ** who claim to be attracted to them. The only guys attracted to fatties are skinny little geeks whom no normal women will give the time of day or men hiding from their true sexuality. I guess those hiding from their sexuality haven’t figured out that being openly gay carries more self-respect than being romantically involved with a landwhale. Don't believe me, that try this; go on a diet and lose weight. Watch your boyfriends professed sexual attraction to you diminish with every pound you lose (that is of course if have the discipline to lose any weight). The more you start to look like a normal woman the less attracted he is going to be to you. The reality is he is using you because he either can’t do any better or he is actually gay. Fat chicks get used like that all the time they provide a big, fat hiding place for closeted gay men afraid to face their sexual self. Too bad most of you sows are too stupid or to far in denial to figure it out.
More cushion for the pushin. that's what i'm talking about.
I like that too. Feels so good to have a lot to work with. So hot!
I always loved big **. That is what attracted me to bigger women. You want **? They got it. You do not want it? Then you want woman with ** like man. Maybe you really want man.
I think you hit the nail on the head. The dude going on about pig ** in the comment below sounds light in his loafers to me. Not that there's anything wrong with him wanting to be ** in the ** by other men. He was just born that way. He hates big women because they are ultimate symbols of womanhood and he can't even be a skanky woman because presumably he has a **. He certainly has no brains.
Ultimate symbols of womanhood????? Who is ** in the head here? Pig women are not the “ultimate symbols of womanhood” in fact they are the exact opposite and it's not just me saying that. Human biology bears out the FACT that fat women are less healthy, less fertile and less likely to be considered to be desirable mates. Normal men have a genetic desire to mate with the healthiest physical female specimens. Obese wobbling slobs who cannot breathe while climbing a flight of stairs do NOT fit the bill. The concept is "survival of the fittest" it is NOT survival of the FATTEST. The only reason they even exist to the extent that they do is because of our disgusting fast food and electronics addicted culture. Fatties cannot remain fat or survive without the laziness our over-consuming western culture has created. This is not a normal physiological course of events for the human race. It is an aberration that will in the coming decades eventually correct itself thru natural selection. Enjoy it while it lasts pig ** because as we move further and further into this century you are going to see big changes from the government in regard to their tolerance for obesity. Socialized medicine is here to stay and the most worthy individuals are going to be the ones to receive the best health benefits. Eventually there will be no room on the tax payer funded medical dole for the human porcine freaks, smokers and other individuals who ignore their health. Think that’s not true; just look in place like the UK where fat bastards are routinely turned down for knee and hip replacements unless they submit to a doctor’s prescribed diet. Or in places like New Zealand and Australia where obese blobs are turned down for emigration visa’s because they aren’t wanted as a burden on the government medical plans. It’s coming to America very soon so enjoy becaus your fat pig women while you still can. Soon but not soon enough their nightmarish presence will be a thing of the past.
Oh, Man, you are cracking me up. All those bogus hateful words are just a cover for what you are -- a closet fat woman groupie. You are fighting it like that song "I can't fight this feeling anymore." You know. You know you want to embed your ** in those fleshly folds and experience what your intuition rightly tells you would be paradise in bed. Deny it though you will, you know I am ** A right. You are only kidding yourself with all those denial-ridden comments. Let it go man. Live large, literally! Fulfill your secret fantasies with an incomparable **. You ... know ... you ... want ... it.. BAD!!!
Please you are making me throw up. Fat chicks are good for one thing and one thing only; slump busting. But that dubious honor has to be performed by a desperate lonely pig ** because real men like me have too much self-respect and besides we can't handle the smell. The back end of a fat chick usually smells like road kill in July.
OMG! This is an Obama supporter.
** no, I’m no Odumbo supporter. IMHO the word "**" is too good for that guy. All I'm saying is that fat ** beware. The days of living large are going to be drawing to a close soon. The obesity epidemic of today is going to be curbed dramatically thru the Affordable Health Care Act. Why do you think MO is so down on the fat blobs? This current admin views fat people as a blight on society. One of the uses of Obamacare will be to stop the trend of the ever expanding waistlines of the American population. Your BBWs are going to be a thing of the past if everything goes as planned. Fat people are going to be viewed as expendable third class overweight freight and it's about time. Fat people cost society billions of dollars in healthcare costs, lost productivity in the workplace and they are just all around unsightly. There is no logical reason for their existence other than pure gluttony and laziness. Never in history have there been so many fat ** waddling around. Today it is not uncommon to see young girls in the early 20s weighing as much as 3 or 400 pounds. This is a travesty and it is a trend that needs to stop. So ** your pigs while you can because you and your obese piggies are running out of time.
The title of this should read "Confession of a Pig **". All you Twinks raving about how happy you are with your BBWs (big bloated woman) have no clue what you are talking about or in for. The guy in this confession is cheating on his slim attractive wife with a human swine and you all are deviant enough to sympathize with this loser creep. LOL. What does that say about you? It says you are all pig ** and that you should just turn in your keys to the MEN'S washroom. Real men don’t ** pigs and they certainly don’t marry them or profess to love them. If you must ** a pig now and then please keep it to yourself, it’s not worth losing your self-respect over.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Go pork a pig, you ** **.
** my ** ** Burglar.
I have been going out with my first **. We have been together 3 months and it keeps getting better all the time. She does everything for me even my laundry and manicures and pedicures. How freakin' wonderful is that?
Another closet ** gobbler heard from. All you fatty ** are ** pillaging homos. The only guys who get manicures and pedicures are metrosexual twinks. I bet that fat ** of yours has a bigger ** than you do.
Sweetie OP, one more before I take off my clothes and take a ** shower. wink wink. Are those Guess jeans you're wearin'? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em. Hugs and lickies, Susan. Bye for now my hot, horn dog prince.
Kiss, kiss, OP SWeetie, it's me, Susan again. What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! wink, wink, xxxooo.
Dear OP Sweety, my love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! wink, wink. Hugs and lickies, Susan, Queen of the Big Beautiful Woman
I like wearing ** **. I'm a BBM so I can pull it off. If I was a skinny puke dude I would drown in those big ** **. Thank God I am not. When I was a chubby teenager I used to steal ** ** off clotheslines. Now I buy them and say they are for my girlfriend, even though I do not have a girlfriend right now. I love to sniff those ** and rub them all over my bod. The ** of big women are the best. Believe it or not, if you luck out and get some freshly worn ones, they smell better than skinny women **. Nothing like it. For real.
I can relate. I'm forever messing with my ** wife's **. I can't get enough. I have one pair under my pillow so when I wake up I can sniff them. I wear them too, but since i and one of those skinny puke dudes, I have to use tape to make them fit. I love the swimming in them feeling I get. I even stuff those babies in my mouth. I love sucking and licking them! I really get off when I rub them on my boys. Love it!
** blubber loving **. Why don't you go find a beached whale and stick your little pee-pee in it's dead blowhole. Because that's what ** a fat chick is like. Guys like you need mental help.
Sticks and stones will break my bones but stupid names will never hurt me. Blow it out your **!
Go with the **. They treat their men right and give them the best ** ever. 10 years married to one. Left a skinny chick for her and never looked back.
I agree with this. My girlfriend is a fatty and I have never been happier. You might think of me as just Meow the Confession Post Spammer, but I used to be a ladies man and porked a lot of babes until a ** won my heart. With her unequal loving ways, she tamed my restless ** and settled my ** down. Very soon I am going to propose to her and make her my wife. A relationship with a big beautiful honey is that freaking good. Seriously!
Hey everybody! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss UP!
My **; this confession was stellar. SSBBWs are the best.
Totally agree!
Best for what; extra ballast to keep your trailer from blowing away during a tornado? LMAO.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss UP yourself!
FACT: Fat women do give the best head.
FACT: Fat women will gobble just about anything and do just about anything because they have to make up for being so physically repulsive.
All I heard was, "Blah blah blah, I'm an **."
Really who is the **; the fatty ** or the guy who ** slim nubile women?
Guess who 90% of the world would pick? You ** loser.
Well, well, well, yet another alumni of the University of Stupid. Where do they get these clowns? Is this nutcase the byproduct of too much plastic in the environment, did he get dropped on his head as an infant, or is he just a genetic freak of unbounded stupidity? Or, given nobody could be that dumb, he is a ** deficient troll who overcompensates for his shortcomings by acting like a **.
You stink!
Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?
I would love a ** up my **. - Ben
How about a fist? Kisses, Glorianna
Ben, just do some kind of crime, like robbing a bank, that will get you thrown into the Big House. Loads of drooling Bubbas there would be more than happy to ram their incarcerated ** up your budding, ** hole. You'd be like the Queen of the Prom with ** fests night and day. You'd need a dance card to make appointments with all the ** assassins just dying to get some of that ** action.
He'll need more than a dance card; he will need to wear an adult diaper within the first week. Loss of ** sphincter control and ** prolapse is common among ** queers.
My, my, it's curious how you know all about that. You sound like someone who has been there. Tee hee. It's just me. one of your ** fans. Blah!
Guys who ** fatties are closet queers so glad to see you out of the closet. How big of a ** can you take?
I think I could manage a good 12 incher.
How about if it's 12" in girth? I got a fat one.
You sound cute. What are you wearing? Kisses, Mikey
If I had gotten a shot at that, I would have tongued the ** out of that juicy **.
Hmmm. I am a ** and I would love to have you do that to me. Makes me wet thinking about it.
Wet? Yeah under your arms. Relax that's normal for a fat sweaty Betty like you.
You are, in layman's terms, ** in the head. Probably in the ** too. Bahahahahahah!
Mostly fat chicks and queers take it in the **, I;m neither. The difference is homos have limited options; fat chicks NEED to do it to attract the opposite **. Fatties will do anything for attention because they know that they have very little sexual market value. If you don't want to face reality that's not my problem.