I think buying a MacBook made me gay

I've always used PCs but this time when I was up for a new laptop, I decided to give a MacBook Pro a try.

I've been in an Apple store before as I've owned a few iPhones but this was the first time buying something like a laptop from an Apple store. I didn't realize they put laptops in a bag that you can wear as a backpack. "It really is kinda gay and makes it easy for muggers to spot people to rob to. Talk about painting a target on your back.", I thought.

But I was happy to have my new laptop so I put the bag on my back like an idiot and headed back to my car. On the drive home, I noticed strange thoughts and feelings coming over me. It was subtle so I wasn't alarmed but it wasn't like anything I've experienced before. I put it out of my mind and focused on how great it would be to have a fast, new laptop.

15 minutes later, I was home and unpacking my new MacBook Pro 15" with eyeball screen (I think that's what it's called). $2600 well spent! I hit the power button and watched the Apple logo come on the screen. That's when it hit me...!

I had this sudden and nearly uncontrollable urge to put my p**** into another man's a***.

It's been a week since that day and the urge hasn't gone away. I've started talking in a higher pitch and developed a bit of a lisp.

It has to be the laptop. The MacBook Pro made me gay!

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  • I'm so happy for you! If just buying a computer can make you gay and happy then you are a lucky person indeed.

    Unless..... you meant something else? If you did then please, try and use the proper english terminology because gay is an emotion and a lifestyle..... not a sexual preference.

  • Really? Did your microwave make you a f****** idiot?

  • Lol maybe theres a hidden signal in there to try to convert people to becoming gay. It might be possibel right?!

  • This would not surprise me at all. I've read about s*** like this.

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