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Fooling Around With The Landlady
When my wife's at work I fool around with the landlady. She's 50 and not really attractive but she has a hot body that she knows how to use. I'm 28 and said by the ladies to be good looking and have a ** body so that's probably why the landlady hit on me. Because I like cougars I got it on with her. Now I fool around with her every day while my wife is working. I don't have to work. My wife makes enough money to support us and it's kinda cool to be able to hang around and not have to bust my ** on some job or take any ** from some lame boss. Prudes would probably call me a cheater. I'm no cheater. It's not like I've betrayed my wife with my love. This thing with the landlady is just about two people having some harmless ** together and not about any love. If my wife knew about me fooling around with the landlady she'd probably get the wrong idea and think I was betraying our love. It's not like that. I'm just having a little fun and giving an old cougar some hot morning delights and there's nothing wrong with that.
Been there done it. Married it.
I wanted to bang a landlady I had once. She had a hot body, but didn't want anything to do with me. You can't win them all.
When I was 18 I stole some candy out of a candy store. I coulda bought it but it was way more fun stealing it.
** ... my ... ** ... **!
You f**king a**holes are ruining Confessipnpost. Post your crude fake ** somewhere else!
** it ** boy!
I am 18 now, about 2 years ago I watched a friend self ** himself , it appeared to be so easy and hot. His ** was no bigger than mine , but he was good at bending down . So When I am alone I have been experimenting and have found it to be safe and fun and not really hard at all . So many girls lost their virginity to idiots and so many get pregnant , stupid ** know all about birth control, so do the guys , you have to assume they want to be pregnant with some ignorant **. Now I have all the ** I want without even dating . The girls say I am good looking , but I am not about to touch those stupid ** . Nothing wrong with dating but frankly I refuse to go out with many of the whores in my area . I don't think a single one is a virgin , and for sure they are so stupid . Self sucking his hot and easy and fun , why did I wait so long to try it ?
The meatspin ** hates that **. Says it's not the same as sucking foreign ** and getting shagged.
that meatspin vid is the total bomb!
Is that all you got?
I got the hots for my landlady's daughter. My landlady is in her sixties. Her daughter is in her forties and still a looker. One time I had to see my landlady about something and her daughter answered the door. I could tell she had no bra on. She didn't do it on purpose. She has no interest in me. It was nice though knowing she had no bra on. From what I could see her ** looked nice and full beneath her blouse. The landlady's daughter only visits about once every three months and stays a few days. I wish I could say I slept with her. At least I got a nice view. Women look so hot when they don't wear their bras. Ever notice how in their homes they are less guarded about what they show? I love that.
This just in for Oooooo THE WRITING POLICE. Taaa daaa:
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my **.
My next door neighbor is driving me crazy. She undresses at night in front of her bedroom window without pulling down the shades. I am 90 percent sure she is doing it on purpose. I am careful not to let her see me looking in case I am wrong. I don't think I am. But who knows? I have seen every inch of her luscious body. Her ** are perfectly proportioned for her petite body. Her ** is to die for. She looks a little like Reese Witherspoon except she has brown hair. I would so enjoy getting some of that. But there are two problems. She is married and her husband is a cop. He works nights, which would give me free time to play with her, but he is big and muscular and looks gangster mean. No way would I mess with him. I am just a student he would crush in seconds. Because of the threat of him kicking the ** out of me or worse, I have to be content with just watching his gorgeous wife's nightly shows.
Hahaha
I'm pretty sure she does it on purpose too. Ever since I saw Porky's, I've kept my blinds at least a little open. Don't ruin it by saying or doing anything about it. I HATE it when it is shoved in my face.
I totally admire what you're doing, and I'm reeeeeeeeally envious, too. I've never had anything like your situation, but several years ago, my wife and I moved into this condo right after we got married and it was owned by this married couple. The wife was hot as **, and even tough I never got her, I did have an affair with her best girlfriend the entire time we lived at that condo development. That woman (58 and married) was the nastiest ** I've ever had: nothing was off limits with this **, just like your cougar. To this day, she was the only woman I've ever been with who went **-to-mouth. And she did it without even being asked: she just loved how filthy it was. And she also asked for regular golden showers. Naturally, I obliged her on both counts. :) We kept the affair going even after my wife and I moved out, but eventually we had to end it because she and her husband moved out of town. The ** was amazing.
your right its not cheating because its not love between you and her. thats a really great point.
But wait........as good as you and the landlady are together, isn't it just possible that your relationship with her could BECOME love???? Is it possible that it already is?
My landlady is a hot piece of cougar tail and I wish I could get with her even half as good as you are with yours. ** even ten percent as good as you! She is nasty but I haven't been able to get on it yet partly because my wife is in my way. You go!!
OMMFG! This is one of the sexiest things I've ever heard or read. I totally love how overheated and hungry and wild and nasty the landlady is, and I love the fact that she's so willing to give you anything and everything ALL THE ** TIME. That is a real woman you've got there and I really do hope you never lose her. I suppose that means I'm encouraging you to be careful you don't get caught by your wife, but honestly, the more I think of it, the more I think winding up with the landlady full-time, and your wife entirely out of the picture, is your best-case scenario. That's for sure the one I'd pick. But no matter what happens, dude, YOU ..... ARE ..... THE ..... MAN!!!!!