Fooling Around With The Landlady

sooooooooooo ** **!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the landlady really as hot and nasty as she sounds?

You know it, brah!

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your **.

Just a couple questions if you don't mind..... Of the two of them, which one has the better **? Your wife or the landlady? And which is the better overall **? And which one do you ** more often? Thanks! Signed, an Envious Fan.

The landlady is no looker compared to my wife, but what she lacks in looks she makes up for with her hot curves (and bigger ** and longer ** than my wife and her ** is still breathtaking and she has mindblowing bedroom skills and she even has ** toys!!!). My wife is conservative compared to her. She finds oral ** disgusting, unfortunately. The always ** landlady is like a guy's dream of the perfect woman for having ** with. The first time she approached me, I didn't want to fool around with her. I had morals and didn't want to get caught by my wife. But, when the landlady said she would do anything I wanted to do in bed and winked at me, she got my attention. All day I kept thinking about her doing anything I wanted and all the things I wanted to do with her hot bod. The next day she approached me wearing a robe with nothing on under it. When she flashed me and put her hands on me I was too weak to resist her. And, wow, she was like a ** starved wildcat who hadn't been with a man in years. I had to go back for more and more and more. I know what I'm doing is risky, but I'm hooked on my landlady's hot **. Besides, you only live once and might as well live life to the fullest.

Amen.....my wife dont like oral ** either, so i get it head from chicks at work

i know you do the landlady when the wife is at work but do you ever find yourself wanting her at night when your in bed with your wife and so you get up from bed and go get the landlady in her bed? and while your wife is at work do you ever ** the landlady in the bed you share with your wife at night? another fan.....

hot as **

Keep it going.. i am hooking up with some chicks at my work and i dont feel bad about it cuz its just **, so if you can get some ** from this lady, dont stop

I would love to get ** by six guys, even though I'm a dude.

Consider prison as an option. Hot to trot ** starved burly men more than happy to oblige. You'd be the ** of the walk and have a field day there.

"I don't have to work"? You are a lazy useless **. I doubt you know much about what your wife is doing. I hope she's ** around too. Useless **.

My, my, my. What an extraordinary coincidence that this person's writing is the same as the OP. Could this be one of the nefarious MEOW's many masquerades? -The Writing Vigilantes

Hear this, thou Amalekite dog, for you will be pursued into the mountains by **-mad baboons!

I sure wish I had a guy here to give me a hot ** massage right now. I am **, wet and naked as I sit at my computer with no man to massage me and take care of my needs.

Oh, Baby! I'm all in. Where you at???

This confession made me wet.

Sweet. I wish I had a thing like that. That way if the wife wasn't in the mood, I'd tap the landlady. Because you have your wife out all day working, you will probably be able to keep your double dipping going on for years without her finding out. But, don't make the mistake of telling her what you are up to. Don't ruin a good thing.

The Difference Between Small ** and Large **
Women with big **…

..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the centre of the arts
..make jogging a spectator sport
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
..always float better
..know where to look first for lost earrings
..rarely lack for a slow dance partner
..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Women with small **…

..don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes and shoes
..can sleep on their stomachs
..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
..can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.

she sounds like an incredibly hot piece. enjoy!

I had an eight-year affair with an older married woman that my wife worked for at her job, and it was the best ** of my entire life. I would never have ended it, but her husband got transferred to another city, so we had to stop. I went to see her a couple times in the following year, but by then she had begun a relationship with an even younger guy who lived in that area and who could give her the service she needed so she didn't need me anymore. I've looked for another older gal here where I live and have been with a few but nobody who was nearly as good as Cheryl or who was nearly as discreet. I hope yours last forever.

I lived with my landlady when I was 19yo. Coming home early one day I surprised her when she was **. I couldn't look away, it was the first female bar none I had ever seen in the bollocky. She said now you've seen my bare bottom, I 'm going to look at yours. Thinking I was about to lose my virginity I tugged my undies down quick smart. All I got was a bare bottom spanking

Wow. You are the Man. I wish I could get away with messing around with two women. I envy you. You are living life to its fullest. I don't even dare try that for fear my wife would catch me and make my life a living **.