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A nice weekend
My husband is going on an out-of-state hunting trip this weekend, so I'm on my way to take the kids to my sister's house. I've invited my boyfriend to come spend the weekend with me alone at my house. My sister knows about the boyfriend and she'll keep my secrets. I'm so ready for this quality-time with my lover that I'm sitting here dripping while I type this. Finally, a nice weekend for a change.
My male babe radar tells me you have a smoking hot body.
Yur babe radar ain't working. She is a little chubby, but not bad in the face. A Miley Cyrus on a bad day.
Miley Cyrus? That's a man, baby!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. Imaginary roses to you, Love, Billy
I want to be your love slave. I'm Josh. I work out and I'm handsome.
YOU STINK
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Hope yur husband kicks yur ** when he gits home.
Bad. Bad. Bad. When the cats away the rats will play.
They don't make women like they used to. TRAMP!
If I was your sister, I would slap that ** around out of you and cut off all your hair to embarrass and publicly shame you. That's what I would do. I would not be a ** accessory to your infidelity. No way.
My sister plays a little, too, so it's not like she has room to point any fingers at me or try to embarrass me. I mean, she certainly has more ** on me than I have on her, by a long long way, but we are sisters and she loves me and she wants me to be happy and I want happiness for her, too. Maybe you have a different relationship with your sister, but secret-keeping is an important part of any relationship, isn't it?
This is haram. This right and just punishment should even apply to infidel women who don't live in merciful Allah's blessed countries: "Standard Sharia Law punishment for adultery for a woman is slowly stoning her to death..." This is best. Husband's honor restored. Problem wife no more problem. In western countries the men are the ** and the women can do anything they want. This is what happens when Allah is not obeyed and the perfect Sharia Law is not the law of the land. Immoral, disgusting infidels!
You wouldn't think it was disgusting if you caught a whiff of my **: you'd be wanting to ** all three holes, like most males do, regardless of where they come from. Immoral? No, it's just pure pleasure and it's exactly what a man like you needs: you need to learn how -- and why -- to submit to a woman who knows how to take care of her men. All of them. And you wouldn't care how many men I was **.......so long as I was ** you, too. You'd stop worshiping Allah and start worshiping my **. You know it's true.........
I wanna see what this woman looks like. I'm picturing long, brown hair, beautiful blue eyes, a smile to die for and a smoking hot body.
You sound so hot. I wish I was your boyfriend. Or your husband. Either one would be fine with me. I just want to be one of the guys you do.
I got wet reading this. I am so ** ** that I hope I don't break my **.
Same here. I wish had her ** life. Even half of it. :)
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I would love to spend a sensuous weekend with you. I am a very attractive, well built bi woman who knows what another woman wants. Trust me, I can make you feel better than any man and give you the biggest O of your life. Imagine my soft hands caressing your ** and kitty, my wet tongue licking every beautiful inch of you. P.S. I am married too, but what the hubbys don't know wont hurt them. Wink. **