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Mother in law walked in on me
The other week my mother in law stayed at our house, my wife had left for work and I didn't have to go in until later that morning, I got the kids off to school and sat down to watch some tv, After the morning news I decided to "run one off" before leaving for work, I didn't think anything of it but went into our master bathroom off the bedroom, My mother in law is usually a late sleeper and would never normally walk into our room without knocking.
I was standing, leaning back against the counter, I have a large ** and have always been quite proud of it, I keep it trimmed up and ** shaved for the wife, I was in the middle of flipping through some Christmas cards of some of my wife's friends who look really nice in them.
Suddenly the bathroom door opened and I froze, my mother in law looked up, Looked down and froze, Her eyes got wide, My ** was rock hard, standing straight up, She stared for a full three seconds then spun around and squealed "Oh my god, I am so sorry" and ran out of the room, I got dressed and met her in the kitchen, She apologized saying she thought I was gone to work and was looking for my wife's hair dryer, I asked her not to tell my wife what I was looking at and she said "I don't even know what you were looking at", Very awkward conversation as I explained the Christmas cards and she said "ok, ok, I don't need to know, Whatever works for you", I went and got her the hair dryer, Went back and finished up then went to work.
Hey man I get turned on looking at my wife's friends pics.
I call **. The whole scenario is improbable.
I'm always perplexed when posters go into detail about the size of their **. I understand the fright of being caught all this detail about size and proud and wot not