Mother in law walked in on me

The other week my mother in law stayed at our house, my wife had left for work and I didn't have to go in until later that morning, I got the kids off to school and sat down to watch some tv, After the morning news I decided to "run one off" before leaving for work, I didn't think anything of it but went into our master bathroom off the bedroom, My mother in law is usually a late sleeper and would never normally walk into our room without knocking.
I was standing, leaning back against the counter, I have a large p**** and have always been quite proud of it, I keep it trimmed up and b**** shaved for the wife, I was in the middle of flipping through some Christmas cards of some of my wife's friends who look really nice in them.
Suddenly the bathroom door opened and I froze, my mother in law looked up, Looked down and froze, Her eyes got wide, My c*** was rock hard, standing straight up, She stared for a full three seconds then spun around and squealed "Oh my god, I am so sorry" and ran out of the room, I got dressed and met her in the kitchen, She apologized saying she thought I was gone to work and was looking for my wife's hair dryer, I asked her not to tell my wife what I was looking at and she said "I don't even know what you were looking at", Very awkward conversation as I explained the Christmas cards and she said "ok, ok, I don't need to know, Whatever works for you", I went and got her the hair dryer, Went back and finished up then went to work.

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  • Hey man I get turned on looking at my wife's friends pics.

  • I just don't see her going into the bathroom without warning, and also why would you be standing and jerking it? And who keeps Christmas cards in the bathroom, and who sends pictures of their hot selves in said Christmas cards? And why would that be where your wife stores them? Or did you go digging them out from somewhere else prior to your w*** fest? And I mean it's August...weren't they all put away?

  • My wife keeps everything and they were all in the bottom of the filing cabinet in the bedroom closet where we keep all of the "family" stuff, No one sent "sexy" Christmas cards, Some of her friends just look really good all dressed up and one shows nice cleavage.

  • Also why would you admit to what you were looking at when she clearly let you off the hook?

  • I call bullshit. The whole scenario is improbable.

  • She saw your d***. who cares?

  • I'm always perplexed when posters go into detail about the size of their d****. I understand the fright of being caught all this detail about size and proud and wot not

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