Valentines day horror story
I had recently married this woman and apparently, she was in love with another man. A week before Valentine's day one night when we were in bed she suddenly shrieked "You took me away from randy, the man I really loved" I said well do you want a divorce? She said, "No I'll just live off of you". I said I'm going to divorce you tomorrow.
SHe was silent for a moment and then said: "You aren't kidding, Your serious" I told her to shut up and let me sleep on the divorce was on for sure.
Valentine's day came and I sent her no Valentine, no candy and did not acknowledge the day at all. By June our marriage was history.