I know you're my wife's best friend. And I know it's wrong for me to feel this way, but I can't help it. I love you. And I want you. In every way imaginable, I want you. It's not a phase. I thought it was a phase, but this has been going on since before I married her, six years ago. I realize that you don't even know I feel this way, but I do. I love you. And I want you. Now.