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I think I might have accidentally killed my neighbors dogs
I was out walking my leashed dogs and my unleashed cat last night. I was just about to cross the street with all three animals. I noticed a speeding vehicle round the corner right before our street so I stopped. Luckily my cat stopped too because he’s not stupid. This vehicle then proceeded to take a right , speeding; directly in front of us where we would have been if we had crossed. We then proceeded to cross and turn right towards our house, the same direction the truck ultimately went to. As the driver and passenger where exiting the truck, I said out loud “could you have taken that turn any faster???” My neighbor, the truck driver responded “I didn’t hit you, did I???” This really ** me off. No, he didn’t hit me but he could have mowed down anyone of my three animals and not only that, but what if he HAD hit me or my animals?? Anyway, on to my confession. I proceeded to slice a whole onion in four quarters. I rolled those things in meaty juicy spaghetti sauce to make them extra appealing. Then I tossed them over the fence into **’ backyard. My goal was that his dogs would eat them and get sick and cause ** to pay a hearty vet bill to make them well again. The dogs have been no where to be seen all day. I really hope they’re okay. I wasn’t trying to kill them just make them sick.
Also, liking your own comment isn't impressing anybody. You're pretty stupid, even by CP standards.
Triggered much FEMBOY???!!!😅
I suggest you suckle on your mothers leathery teats and learn up on the truth about dogs and onions.
So stfu you ONIONY FEMBOY
*sits on Mothers lap , reading, and eating an onion.*
Thanks for showing that.
Haha,now that is an awesome image😅😅
REEE REEEEEEE FEMBOY FEMBOY FEMBOY
Dear god honey, go out this weekend and get a handy from a ** already. If your mommy will let you, anyway. And do get on some good strong meds :D
I hope your dogs get mowed down in an ONION fuelled rage.
And you can suckle your mothers ONIONY leathery teats,you FEMBOY
Rodney, this is your mother. You come home RIGHT NOW and leave these people alone! I'll make you fish fingers and hot pockets and the doctor will stop by to give you your "special" shot. Log off of that computer and come straight home from the library, do you understand?