Crapping on floor in restaurant bathroom

Ok
Ok
So when I need a strong laugh
Here’s what I did
When traveling I stopped at a restaurant ordered a nice meal and the waiter was strange probably gay and just didn’t provide good service. So what I did was threw everything including food under the table and dumped the ketchup there also threw a bunch of other crap on top of it all
I paid the tab then went to bathroom and s*** all over the floor
Yes that’s right I sat to the side of the toilet bowl and just shot all over the floor peeing also
Washed my hands and walked right out the door unnoticed
Why untouched?
Because I wear suits
Who in the world would do something like that wearing a dress suit?
Nobody
I do this more and more lately
Probably at least once a week
I travel all over the country and will likely be in a town near you !!

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  • Looser

  • It's actually loser.
    I made that mistake once. I was ridiculed and beaten.
    Now I know that there's only one O in the word loser.

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