Permanent Ownership

All I have to do to get a man who belongs to another woman, or even who's married to another woman, is to kiss him (or allow him to kiss ME) while I'm smoking a cigarette, or just after I've finished one, and he is mine. Forever. I've ended marriages with a single cigarette and a single kiss.

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  • Some females can bring it off. Some can't.

  • There's something really wrong with all you people.

  • One thing wrong is what appears to be the idea that there is anything appealing about smoking cigarettes. There is not anything.

  • Wake up, dear, you're dreaming.

  • Both of my parents smoke and I really hate it. The whole house just stinks. I hate bringing my friends over.

  • Yeah. Sure. Right. Okay.

  • Well its not the first time wont be the last she made that mistake. Later ace i got to go.

  • I can't date a girl that smokes Can't stand the smell or much less that terrible taste in the mouth yuck poo

    Hideous b****** . . .

  • I am not a smoker but I think I am like you in that I have always had a preference for married men. Always. There is just something super exciting about getting with a man who swore to God that he would only ever be with one woman but there he is between your legs and calling out Oh God Oh God Oh God almost like wants that same God to look down from heaven and see who he's doing right that moment. And its even more exciting to get with him on those times when you are able to get him to do you in the bed where he usually sleeps with his wife. When that happens i always try to do something extra super freak, something I know his wife wouldn't ever do so I know he can't help but to think about ME whenever he goes to sleep with her there . . . . . . .something for him to think about and m********* to while he is busy NOT having s** with her. It lets me think that I am majorly interfering in their marriage even when he isn't inside me. Wrecking marriages is delicious! I am sure you feel that way too. I feel so hot and nasty with married men. Yum.

  • I'm married and not in a million years drag queen. Just because you put panties on that doesn't make you a woman.

  • Nobody said anything about trans. Wake up from your q****-ass dream fagboy!

  • This is written by a man who dresses up as a woman and loves smokingDildoHead

  • Well just give..it.upthen .....

  • Is your mom still whoring?

  • No but I saw your's on her knees in the ally. S u c k i n g for crack

  • Married men are so fun to play with for me like you two gals even though I am probally a lot older then both of you. Cheating is the best s** there is Adultery is the warmest and most meaningful expression of true love. Everybody knows that.

  • Are you still trying to make us believe you are a woman dude. Forget about it. You'r a guy. Even if you where a woman you aren't a lady. Just a pig .

  • I started smoking in 1997 and i have always thought it was sensual and sexy and it made me feel that way and plenty plenty plenty men have told me that too expecially when I'm dressed up looking fine AF or if I am wearing fur. anybody says otherwise is just wrong. so sorry.

  • No thats so not true its not evan funny

  • Only 600 pound piggy's with rotten tuna and crabs between their legs think they are hot. Real hot women don't need to say a word. They and we guys know they are hot. Hot women don't smoke as smoking wrecks your skin tone and yellows their teeth. They take care of those hot bodies, because they want stay that way. Sitting on your couch eating bon bons and smoking makes you miss piggy.

  • How nasty is your mom?

  • NasTY as your mouTh iT is!

  • Quite clearly not as nasty as yours! All that crack she smokedFUCKEDyou UP. Do you know your daddy or was he one of the guys thatFUCKEDher in the dumpster for crack.

  • Ok u retards so going past the point of the confession sometimes just look at the face vaule of s*** stop going to the depths of something not needing to go there . maybe you guys like to cuz u dont look at your stupid dark secrects . u are all so retarted oh my bad that nit right of me to use the word r***** but i feel its šŸ‘Œ

  • It's ok for special people like you to use the word RTD . Know that you have go back to you special education classes and learn more words.

  • Well-said!

  • W**** for a mum.

  • S**** queen thats all you are. Keep dreaming honey boo boo

  • No vaping is not the same kind of experience take my word for it

  • Vaping is for wussy's

  • T R U T H

  • Somebody need to marry you get you out this bad cycle you in . make you happy. . keep you happppy. . good luck

  • Yesmarriage is the proper solution for her she needs it.

  • Marry her OMG she couldn't get a man if they threw her in a prison yard.

  • Woman like her could get a dozen men just walking into Rite Aid..

  • A nun who is a gamer and a doper. What up Yo.

  • You got part right she is walking into Rite Aid to pick up her meds for Gonorrhea,Harpies and HIV. They had to open both doors so her f***** could try to get in. But she got stuck and a dozen firemen came to pry her out.

  • Harpies?

  • Time to pack it all up and hit the effen road haymaker!

  • Lmao thats funny

  • Yeah, I smoke, too, so what? Thats nobody's business but mine own.

  • But you stink up everything round you not only yourself thats a hug problemt trust me,

  • I'm 15 and I have been smoking for nearly 4 years. No biggie.

  • Maybe no biggie but lotta ciggie

  • Good for you! Maybe when you turn 16 you will get lung cancer for your Birthday. Cancer can happen at anytime and any age.

  • Wellplayed, shyla!

  • So it's nobody's business but your own! Remember that when you get sick from smoking! Like cancer for example! Don't go to the doctor or hospital and expect insurance to pay for it. When your dumb A$$ is sitting in a hospital you'r a strain on the rest of us. You take up a hospital bed and cost Insurance companies or social healthcare money trying to save your dumb A$$ or give you a few more weeks to live. Then when you are on your death bed and your family is standing there to watch you take your last breath. Don't apologize tell them it's my own business and give me a cigarette to smoke.

  • Wow a****** much . d******* much . not loved much ? Hope u f*** yourself on your death bed assface

  • Go back to your classes and learn.

  • Hurry up and get lung cancer. Thats one less smoker!

  • "Hurry up and get lung cancer " your even more of a a s s face then the last comment u r e ta rd

  • Go back to special ed.

  • Disgusting in every way.

  • Excuse much? Rude or anything? Jojo

  • How many packs per day?

  • You are super trashy, but to be honest, I really LOVE trashy. God, you are such a woman. !-omg-!

  • I got a couple of trash cans you can have if you want.

  • Not funny not even close

  • Don't kid yourself, honey. Nothing is permanent. Things are barely even temporary any more.

  • Your think your p**** is gold.

  • You think yours is ?? ?? Then shut the. F uc k up

  • It is actually far more precious than gold.All
    My men would tell you. They know. And you WISH you knew. Admit it to me!!

  • My guess is that more than one man has paid you for the privilege of sampling your wares. am i Right?

  • Reread where does it say any of that u p**** . you wish u had one

  • I wouldn't touch that sea food platter for all the gold in the world. Who wants rotten tuna and craps to go. Then a week later the drip and finally HIV thats for life.

  • Weed makes you RTD

  • Lame reply

  • Yeah for you if you keep giving up the ass to that f***** you.

  • Too dirty.

  • You think you'r something because they filmed Deadliest Catch between your legs.

  • Seee thats funny

  • WEAK ASS

  • Ewwwwwww....gross!

  • Don't kid yourself, baby. This stuff is the best in seven counties. If you ever got it once, you'd spend the rest of your life begging for more!

  • Not a snowballs chance in heII. Not in to men who put on a dress and think they'r a woman. Or a nasty pig that went right past My 600-lp Life to 900-lp beached whale thats stuck to a bed and eating out of a trough. Then getting hosed down once a month to keep the stank down.

  • Where the f u ck did you pull that out of ???? Your pocket p****

  • I don't understand what seems to be a common urge toward name-calling and persistent criticism.

  • Maybe I missed a couple of issues of TIME magazine or the AMA Journal, but has someone recently found a miracle cure for lung cancer???

  • We humans have always tended to lose sight of the big picture, yes?

  • Sometimes we never see it to begin with

  • One? Really???

  • That does seem unlikely . . . . . .

  • What age are you?

  • God you're all so boring.

  • God is not boring. You are

  • Am I the rubber and you're the glue? Or the other way round? I forget..................

  • Yeah I guess clarets lost so much of their sophistication and class and charm and appeal and elegance when it was found out they can KILL YOU . bummer much?

  • Was that maybe supposed to be "cigarettes" instead of clarets"? The functionality of autocorrect is but one of many deficiencies with this b***** site.

  • Nah, that was their autocorrect, not the site's. That kind of thing happens all the time, there are memes about it and everything.

  • This site changes out words all the time its frustrating

  • No, it asterisks words that some random person thinks is a swear or could be used as one. It does not misspell them. Take responsibility for your own illiteracy, the reason the world is in the shape it's in is because no one will ever own their shortcomings.

  • No, YOU are wrong, asshat. I see you wandering around here, always trying to seem smarter than the average bear, smug and superior, righteous evolved. but you are none of those things. In reality, you are morbidly idiotic and an insulting annoyance. And you are one of the primary reasons I have decided to make this my last visit to CPo. Sayonara to all. Bonne chance!!

  • Thank god. Stay gone!

  • Oh you bastards you bastards . . . .. you bastards!

  • Yes. True. Right. Glad someone just said it.

  • LOL

  • Judgemental crackpot.

  • Empty conehead v-game moron. . . . . . .

  • So true. ..

  • I'm tired of all these skagg experts

  • Keep trying sick old man. You can't get real guys you nasty skunk

  • Stanky bitchass sicko

  • I would love being owned by a woman like you. Amazing!

  • Be careful what you wish for!

  • ? Is it later?

  • True. Women who doesn't care about other people's relationships will probably not care about her relationship with you. She will likely consider men interchangeable and easily replaceable. Proceed with much caution.

  • There is nothing to proceed. This confession was writing by a man. Thats a fact i recognize his writing. He has posted many times about this. Although this is the first time he posted as a woman.

  • How do you know that she is a women and not the sick man that posts his love for smokers. For all you know she is a fat pig stuck in bed eating out of a trough. Some poor bastardHis tray and hose him down. Thats right I said he not she. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®

  • It is?

  • Huh?

  • Its possibly true yes.

  • Millions of women smoke. We need love, too.

  • Then quit smoking. Smoking is history so uncool. I'm Surprised the vaping nuts aren't here.

  • It's a guy not a women.

  • I'm a 44MWF and I been smoking for close to 30 yrs. I have never had a single complaint about my smoking from any man. You children need to grow the F up. Sheesh!

  • Those men must be desperate for a woman. Real men would walk right by you gagging.

  • Women walk by you laughing they ass off

  • And u are what the best thing out there? Stop passing judgement on others . wonder whats in your closet u b****

  • You ain't thats for sure, look in the mirror and see who is passing judgement

  • The heII you haven't. Nobody ever said to you please put that out, No smoking here, Do you mind and you stink of tobacco. I call BULLSHITT

  • " i call BULLSHIT" I SAY UR A B****

  • Does this really require explanation? I've never --- not once --- smoked in a non-smoking area, and when I'm at someone's home I go outside. In short, I am respectful. Unlike some here.

  • 30 years ago people smoked pretty much where they wanted. stillBULLSHIT

  • Btw. I was speaking of men who I went out with, but like most men, you weren't paying attention and didn't care that your remark was out of context and didn't make sense.

  • I'm a 44MWF and I been smoking for close to 30 yrs. I have never had a single complaint about my smoking from any man. Now tell us dumb man where in thatBULLSHIT sentence that tells us dummies that you meant men you when out with. Because it says From any man. miss piggy

  • Smokers are nasty! šŸ¤¢šŸ¤® Is that remark help you to understand. If you haveTITS and aPUSSY you will always find so low life man who will KISSyourNASTYass.

  • DITTO!!!

  • It's "a *woman", not "a women".

  • Thank you but it's still a guy

  • An illiterate guy, then

  • Yeah yeah keep braging p*** queen

  • Sorry. nope. But I was a prom queen.

  • Yes but being a prom queen at the school for heifers is something not to brag about. And every girl gets to be prom queen at special school for the mentally challenged.

  • You'd have to be loony not to love a woman that smokes.

  • Oh yeh it is so nice to smell smoke in her hair and smell her from across the room. When you get out of her car everyone now can smell you coming. While you are having s ex with her eat herbutts and I ain't talking about her A$$ nastyfuck. You write these posts did mommy smoke herself to death and it reminds you of her.

  • I cheated on my wife. a few times 25+ yrs ago and it turned out she caught me because that other gal smoked. And that stink got all all over my clothes and car.

  • Yes that stink gets every where.

  • I never force anybody to have to deal with my smoking (its too easy to just go outside so nobody's bothered) but all this antismoking and antismoker rhetoric here is a bit much dont you think . . . . . . . . . .

  • Yes we bothered while you are smoking outside and we smell you smoke. The smell bothers us. But that is not why your here dude you have posted about the hots for women who smoke. You are the few we are the many. We don't like cigarette smoke and the unhealthy affects is has. I remember going to bars and coming home with my wife and smelling the smoke in her hair and that was a real turn off. She said the same thing about my hair.

  • What a dilbert

  • And you are aDILDO

  • After reading your initial post, and your replies to some of the comments, I believe you have the heart of w****. That's why I love you so much. It's also why I want you to marry me.

  • You marry her and while she is taking her last breath from lung cancer! Give her a cigarette to smoke.

  • Well aren't you kind?

  • I am just telling like it is smoking is still the number 1 cause of deaths every where.

  • Marriage right ?

  • Yeah . . . . . . . . . . marriage has always been the leading cause of insanity, and now it's also the No. 1 cause of death. Godawful thing, marriage. Can't imagine why gays wanted it so bad. Big mistake, you gays!!

  • It's a dude. He has posted about women smoking a lot of times before.

  • I wish I could meet a woman like you.

  • This is written by some sickFUCKING man who loves women that smoke.šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®

  • Who COULD love that?? No........

  • Sick muddafugga!

  • What's wrong with loving ladies who like smoking

  • Because they smell nasty and their breath is even worse.

  • Why?

  • You sound so sexy, and i am sure you could get any man you want, any time you want him, for as long as you want him. I imagine it would be easy for you to end relationships, marriages, families, in order to get what you want. Because whatever you want --- anything --- is what you deserve. My God, you must be a truly magnificent creature. FYI . . . Although I 've never even met you, I have already begun fantasizing about you . . . . . .
    Thank you for sharing your thoughts and attitudes with us. Please do share more. And more!

  • She sounds so sexy? How do you know she is not a he or she went right past my 600 pound life and is 900 pounds. Stuck to the bed smoking cause that is all she can do. I feel sorry for who ever comes to fill her piggy tray and hose her off so she stops stinking to all heII.

  • You are a real idiot

  • Who is the idiot someone who believes what they see in print or the person who doubtful of whats written. First it is a guy! He has posted about his love for women that smoke at least a dozen times. Even if it was a woman, who the heII is she thinking she can get any married guy just by kissing them. Well I'm a married guy and she won't get me even if she had a million tied around her neck. Smoker or not!

  • Your stanky smelly breath won't get me. It would be safer to lick an ashtray then you.šŸ¤®

  • Safer maybe but not as much FUN

  • Bad funk

  • Real women smoke. And real men love only real women.

  • Shut up boy.

  • I'm a31o single male and I have dated lots of women . Almost all of them were smokers. I have a preference for smokers because, for the most part, they are sexier. Don't know why that is but it's true. My guess is that the smoking is an indicator that they started doing "grownup" things (like smoking, drinking and s**) at an earlier age, and so they have been doing them more and longer than the other girls who don't smoke. As always, there are exceptions to every rule, but I have rarely gone wrong by choosing the smokers. Eg., a smoker will nearly always s*** you on the first date. A question for our OP here . . . . . are you a first-date girl?

  • From OP: usually (with but few exceptions), if I decide to go out on a date with a man, it means I've already decided I'm interested enough in him to go to bed with him at the end of the evening. So, generally yes, I'm a first-date type and always have been, ever since I started dating in high school.

  • So you are aSLUT!šŸ¤¢šŸ¤® Are you a seafood special? All the tuna and crabs you can eat. Does every guy walk away itching and a week later oozing from thereDICKS.

  • I'm not a smoker, but my best friend in HS and who i roomed with in college freshman year was a smoker and she could always attract certain men just by her smoking style. It was amazing to me but those men were drawn to her like magnets whenever she was smoking. So, there's truth in what this OP is saying.

  • It wasn't her smoking that attracted boys. It was because she spread her legs.

  • I have the feeling that you have men lining up to get with you.

  • NOT

  • Correct. www.

  • Ooooh yeah. Nothing tastes better than ashtray mouth. šŸ¤¢

  • That's a myth. Their mouths just taste normal. . Plus, girls who smoke are much better kissers --- AND better lovers --- than girls who don't smoke. I'll take a smoker every time. Smokers are always sexier than nonsmokers. And they are sexier in ALL ways!

  • Yes, she's a nasty, nasty b****, but I love her. Every man loves her.

  • You are missing out, really.

  • IKR??

  • No smokers for me. Not ever. Blecchhhh!!

  • Oh, my God, you sound really dirty. My guess is that you have multiple STI's.

  • STD's too .

  • I would love to kiss you deep

  • Yuck . . .

  • No smokers for me. None.

  • I would love your mouth, too.

  • Some women just get off on destruction.

  • So do some men. And don't even get me started on the creatures who think they're too special to be called one or the other, because all they care about is drama.

  • Try that crap with someone else. You will not live long. God did not create Jodi Arias for nothing

  • WTF does Jodi arias have to do with anything?

  • Or Bill Cosby or Serena Williams or anyone else this mental deficient loves to babble about

  • I would marry Jodi Arias in a New York minute!!

  • You won't live long if you do.

  • So too would I.

  • Jodi is SERIOUS marriage material.

  • If you want to die

  • Anybody believe that is derange.

  • If you ever saw her you would fall in love too.

  • Oh, c'mon . . . that chick is whack!!!!

  • SUCKon an ASSTRAY

  • Works for me!

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