You are middle-aged and desperate to the point that you deliberately posted this twice, once under your username and once without it. Enjoy dealing with any inbred, disease-riddled creatures who actually try to hook up with you! =)

Why do you deserve to be spanked? Have you been a bad boy? Been fingering your peter again? Or perhaps your bum? Why? Haven't your father and I talked with you about that?

I will take it one step further. How about a good whipping!

Sounds good