Navy Blue Leotards
Welcome to my parlour said the spider to the fly!
Way back in the fall I stole a pair of opaque navy blue leotards (tights)
off a clothesline that belonged to an off duty policewoman and narrowly escaped capture by her. What are the chances? In the last few weeks just passing the same house I noticed a pair of old faded blue jeans and the same type of beautiful navy blue leotards and an additional black pair hanging on the line and this has happened several weeks in a row. I am so irresistibly tempted to repeat my crime. I am thinking of wearing my ripped blue jeans along with the opaque navy blue leotards that I stole (my criminal clothes) and stealing them. However, I suspect she is baiting a trap for me in an attempt recapture me! The gate to the backyard is left wide open almost as an invitation. I am sure she captured criminals in the very navy blue leotards I now wear as a trophy from our encounter. The old adage the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime seems to apply. I feel invincible in my criminal clothes and am thinking about a repeat performance! Shall I dare enter her web again?