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Navy Blue Leotards
Closest I came to capture was early one morning saw a pair of large women's navy blue leotards hanging on a clothesline and slipped into backyard and stole them off line. Then went and put them on under my ripped blue jeans only to be confronted by a tall tough looking women dressed like me in ripped blue jeans only she had black leotards underneath as soon as I emerged from behind a garage. She presented her badge and handcuffs and placed me under arrest. I bolted and escaped into a ravine eluding a police dragnet and tracking dog after hiding and following the ravine for two hours to make good my escape. Have learned my lesson the cage was too close for comfort I was lucky to escape, had she had a taser or billy club I would be sitting in her jail cell!
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I used to wear my sisters one piece swim suits. Loved the tight feel and smooth lycra.
A police officer was standing by the clothesline and happened to see you steal the leotard, but waited until you changed into it? Sending out squads of police officers and a tracking dog to get a panty thief seems extreme. Hopefully you learned your lesson not to steal!
She was the occupant of the house, and I had hidden behind a garage and put the leotards (tights) on only to emerge to see her waiting there to confront me. What are the chances of stealing a policewoman's leotards? I have learned my lesson!
Exciting that I captured my potential captor's navy blue leotards (tights) as a trophy! I suspect she captured other criminals in the very leotards I now where as my prize!