Navy Blue Leotards

Well the inevitable happened! The policewoman whose navy blue leotards (tights) that I captured last fall resumed baiting her trap and I resisted as long as I could but than finally gave in and slipped into her backyard where she had hung out again a pair of navy blue and black leotards and some old blue jeans. I wore my ripped blue jeans with the navy blue leotards (my trophy) I stole from her underneath and attempted to steal her leotards again. However, this time she was ready for me as soon as I grabbed the leotards I was confronted by her in her blue jeans with another female officer they ordered to lie on my belly as they pinned, handcuffed and searched me. She said, "she knew I would be back and that sooner or later she would capture me." I immediately confessed my crime to her and was taken by the local police where I spent the weekend in the county jail. Needless to say I was stripped of my leotards and released into the custody of a bail bondsman. Now I have to answer in court before a judge I hope its a female and she wears her leotards when she sentences me.

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