Navy Blue Leotards Thief
I was cruising a few months back prowling for women in faded blue jeans and black or navy blue leotards when I saw a beautiful woman in faded blue jeans whom I had to approach. I told her that I had to turn myself into the country jail before I was recaptured as there was a warrant out for my arrest and asked how to get there. She carefully looked me over in my ripped blue jeans and navy blue leotards underneath and I could feel my human fly danger sense going off as she was slowly sizing me up. I told her that I had stolen my navy blue leotards off a clothesline and she immediately said, "You don't want to talk to me because I am in law enforcement!" I quickly escaped before she changed her mind and might decide to capture me on the spot. It was so exciting approaching a ** law enforcement officer and escaping her before she decided to attempt to net me! Not sure if she was a policewoman or prison guard or what type of law enforcement she was in but totally tittilatin.!
Jeeeaaaans...