** ENVY

I can't help but feel envious that my dog was blessed with a 12-inch **. It just mocks me as it drags along the floor as he walks around the house drinking toilet water and ** the legs of my female roommates. Mine is so small it inverts when I bend over to look at it which brings me to my real confession, I beat the ** out of my dog every chance I get!

Feb 18
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  • A 12 inch **! I wouldn’t mind having some of that uummmm.

  • **, your dog rapes you into submission the way you trained him to.

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