The true obituary of Charles Rick Cheatham
Rick during the short time we were together you screamed at me. You threatened me. You destroyed any semblance of friendship.
You did this because you drank a lot, used PCP and other drugs. You were never sober. You were a two bit thief and a low down liar.
I say you were because you died eight years ago. Seeing as how you took after your father physically and he lived to be 87 I estimate you gypped yourself out of 18 years of life. You didn't deserve life Rick and its a shame you didn't die sooner.
Here I am enjoying a retirement so what you got? You used to tell me about your perks in life which at that time I didn't have but my thought when you said that stupid statement is that I had a brain that wasn't under the influenced of some stinking drug. Thats what I had that you didn't have Rick.
So here a I am and there you are. You being ashes wafting in the wind because your family cremated you because thats cheaper than internment. You were a Vietnam vet Rick and had yu been a better person you would be laying under a military grave marker but they didn't love you so they cremated you.
Ordinarily I don't disrespect the dead Rick but you disrespected me when you were alive so now that you are deservedly deceased I disrespect you. You used to make fun of my atheism Rick but after living the life you chose to live and after you crapped on everyone connected to you including your own family.
You said you believed in God and I said I didn't. Being the scumbag you were in life you better hope I'm right.
Charles Rick Cheatham, we will never forget and we will always remember how incredibly awesome you were. You are an honorable God-fearing man and now you sit on the right hand of Christ in heaven while your filthy atheist friends burn in **.
Rick, you were super awesome! You’re a total chat. You played by your own rules did what you wanted to do. Everybody loved you. You had ** with 1 million girls and men all worshiped you! You had some dumb little gay friends who didn’t like you but now they are old, weak stupid morons, who everyone hates! Rick Forever!
I left something out. Rick had been a gay prostitute plying his trade at a central city park in Atlanta Ga. Not sure why you said you hated "Queers" Rick because you sure hung out with them. I remember you asking me if I would ** a ** ** for one million dollars and you said you would and make sure he enjoyed himself.