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I love kicking guys in their **
I love kicking boys in their **. i get away with it because i make the boys think they made me mad and because i am a girly girl but i really do it because i love to see boys faces when they get a good one in the **. so funny. makes me laugh when i think of it. i am good at it too. before a boy knows it I get my foot in his ** and he goes down holding on to them, lol. more girls should try this. it is so much fun and so funny. i am laughing now thinking about it. i kicked a big boy in the ** today and made him look like a sissy. he wanted to kill me but because i am a sweet girl he did not do nothing.
if you are a girl reading this you should try it to. it makes you feel like the queen of the world and you have power over all those boys just by kicking them where it hurts, lol, lol, lol.
Yes I hit him a fair bit too! One time we were in Tesco doing some shopping, and for no reason other than to have a laugh, I quickly punched him in the nuts! "Oooohhhhffff!" he groaned and doubled over! He had a tough job trying to act naturally though. When we were in the queue for the checkout, Bella surprised him with a little slap to his nuts! He groaned and doubled over, holding on tight to the trolley! It was pretty funny. The Tesco lady at our checkout was obviously trying not to laugh! Another day, it was a rainy day and the kids were a bit bored. I decided to play a game. We made Ben lay on his back on the floor. Molly then held his hands above his head, and Bella held his legs down. I then sat on the sofa and threw some objects, aiming them at the target, which of course was Ben's nuts! I threw the TV remote, the xbox controller, the Nintendo controller, a bottle of Tomato Ketchup and a big unopened pack of baby wipes. Not all hit the target, but most of them and his reactions were hilarious, anything from moans and groans to little winces or his body jolting in pain! It was very funny and he had basketball type shorts on again.
Poor Ben! Do any aunts or cousins hit him? What about friends of Molly and Bella?
We live near my sister Sophie, who has two girls, Ellie, who's 13 and Abby, who's 11. We went to their house last weekend and after a while we decided to play a game in the living room. We made Ben lay on his back, legs spread and hands behind his head. We then rolled a dice, and whichever number it landed on, was the amount of hits Ben had to take to his nuts! All us girls had a go, and I quickly lost count of how many punches and kicks his nuts took! The poor boy was in a lot of pain after that, and we left him rolling around on the floor for a while!
We went up to see my brother, Chris and his wife Jane a while ago. They've got a son, Kyle, who's 13. I think you can imagine what my girls got up to with the boys that day!
Ben has been hit by friends of both girls before. I'll share some stories a little bit later!
Do you and Jane ever hit your brother's nuts?
Yes, but not as often as we did growing up!
The dice game with Ben sounds great! Has Sophie, Ellie or Abby hit him in the nuts before? It'd be great to hear what your girls got up to with Ben and Kyle that day too.
Yes, I think they've all hit his nuts before! One time we were at their house, and we were all in the kitchen/dining room. For some reason, Abby asked Ben to stand in front of her. She then asked him to put his hands on top of his head. She then kicked him in the nuts! He wasn't expecting it, and hit the floor like a sack of potatoes while us girls all laughed!
That day with Kyle, both boys suffered with random nut shots, normally when they weren't expecting it! At one point, Bella was sitting on the floor playing with their dog. Kyle walked in and stood in front of her. Bella randomly reached up and punched Kyle's nuts, pretty hard! "Gaaaarrrrr!" he screamed and fell to the floor! It was hilarious.
This morning, it was raining and the kids were playing around. For some reason, the girls dared Ben to run a lap of our garden in the pouring rain. He took his top off and did it, and came back soaking wet! He had thin basketball type shorts on, so I'm convinced his boxers were also wet! I stopped him at the back door, and told him he wasn't coming in until he'd dried off a bit. He protested a little, but gave up when he was met with a little punch to his nuts from me! He groaned and doubled over! The girls mocked him, which was hilarious!