Omnipotant being who created the universe for a laugh
I'm an infinitely old and infinitesimally young omnipotent being from here and nowhere. A few million years ago I was f****** about with the universe and thought it would be funny to create a race of beings with free will and all that other cool s***, the thing is I didn't EXCLUSIVELY create them, I just kind of set a few things in motion and utilised what already existed and, well being from a universe of infinite possibility... well, it's hard to explain but I kind of DIDN'T create the universe. Anyway, that's not really the problem, well it sort of is because now all these sentient creatures are waging wars against each other and arguing over who they think made them when they really evolved from goo that's been around for ages and even though I didn't really make them in the way they think I did, I didn't because I kind of don't exist, but I do. Anyway I'm finding Omnipotence really hard at the moment and just want all these little guys to stop being d****, what can I do?