Your wife is totally right about me
I really HAVE had my eye on you from the moment we started working together. Even before that, actually, since our attraction to one another started when we met during the interview process before they hired me. I don't even care that she works there at the same place, and I don't care that she sees me watching you and flashing you (secretly) and flirting with you and coming on to you nearly every time I do it. Sometimes I even do it when I know she's watching, just to ** her off and make her crazy. When it started, all I was interested in was a fling, or maybe an actual affair. But now.....now that she's started making a point of trying to keep you away from me and to "order" me not to talk to you (is she ** KIDDING with that **???!?).........now it's ** ON. I'm not just going to seduce you into an affair, or something temporary. I'm going to take you away from her and from the kids. Totally take you away and keep you. You know I can do that. She knows I can do that. Look at her. And then look at me. This won't be a contest at all. I'm going to get you, and it will be easy. [And by the way, I'm typing this at the office...........WHILE THAT ** IS LOOKING AT ME!] I'm going to take you away from her and from the family and I'm going to ** OWN YOU!!!!!
Oh, YEAH, baaaaaybeeee! Go for the girl that wants it up the **! She sounds nasty, and built for the long-term. Don't stop! Keep on hitting that **! You know you want it!!
If i keep getting the chances, of course i am gonna try to get some ** or blow jobs or whatever from these chicks, i just cant wait to hear more from this woman on hows she is doing with this married guy
Update: the two coworkers i have messed around with invited me to a party they are having with other female coworkers, they want me to be the sober one to make beer runs and drive anybody home thats too drunk....well if they are too drunk then i am pretty sure i am gonna get some of those drunk chicks
Start devising a plan to get them all. You may have to take them home at different times in order to accomplish it, but you seem like the kind of man that can do that. I have the feeling that you are gonna end up with more ** in your life than you can imagine. Go get all that **!