I put acetone into my roomie's lotion.
I am the sort who is very considerate to others and when people cross me several times I lose it. Don't ever test my patience!
That stupid b**** talks loudly on the phone to her stupid bf, does things really loudly, turns the TV on at a loud volume all the while when I am still trying to sleep in the same room!!! It's as if I was invisible or she saw me as a piece of furniture! WTF.
She also tosses her stupid trash over every single available surface! Like I'm a an sort of OK and near tidy person and I try not to take up too much uneccessary space to put my junk so as not to encroach into other's spaces, but she doesn't give a damn! If there's a clear surface she'll put s*** on it, if my stuff is already on it, she'll push all my stuff into a crammy spot and place her f****** empty bakery paper bag etc!
So I try to tolerate and work around the issue, no use. So i nicely and politely tell her "Hey, it would be great if I could have a bit more space to put my stuff on my side of the room" or "Hey could you lower the/your volume a little? I'm trying to sleep thanks" with no hint of hostility or nasty tone at all! She will absent mindedly comply and be fine for the first hour but then after, every thing is back to square one!
Then just today, I caught a bad cough and had coughing fits just sporadically not the whole day, and she had the b**** to give me an annoyed attitude and say "What's wrong with you? You are so noisy!" O.M.G!!!! *internal explosion!! Flip table rage!!!*
So I had it, so I went to our shared bathroom where she threw all her s*** over 85% of the dresser, and with a bottle of nail polish remover in my hand, I picked her newest just opened face lotion ( for her stupid f***** up face) and put a few good drops into that bottle and shook it well (I also put an extra bit of toilet bowl water for good measure). I tested it to see if the smell could be suspicious but all was good! :)
So now everytime that b**** slaps that s*** on her face, I'm smiling inside, "Burn, b****. BURN!!! My your face fall off over time and you wont even know what hit you!" XD