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Caught my wife pooping..so i divorced her .
She said she's off to pee while were watching a movie, now she's been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "I"M COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ** up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, ** u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR ** U **, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im divorcing u u some kinda ** **. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a wife who doesnt **
6/10 trolling, not bad. Minus 3 for the due for the of originality and minus 1 for poor English .
.......sometimes..................a ** just need a beating........
You aren't just trashy. You're actual trash. Your wife is lucky you're gone.
You clearly are a f*cking idiot. The OP is not serious .
Good call, now she will find a better man instead a crook who thinks women are not humans
Not funny. Not edgy. Not smart. Not true.
#fakenews
No sh*t !! It's fake...it cannot be !!
Stupid.
School boy acting troll
How many of these comments are from the OP? I'm guessing most of them.
ITS TIME TO CALL ASYLUM OP .
Are you out of your mind dude? all humans ** and **, good thing you divorced her that she won't suffer the rest of her life with mentally compromised patient like you and find a sane man .
My ex used to drag me into the bathroom so we could continue our conversation while she pooped. It was cute.
Hehe, just wait until you are married with children. You'll find out that not only does your wife **...but the kids ** too. And for some reason, kids can never remember to flush the damned toilette, so you'll be a witness to the #2's!!
OP may need to go to kindergarten to read this:
EVERYONE PO*PS BY TARO GOMI
I don't know if I could date a girl if I knew she pooped :|
OP should marry a robot . Problem solved .