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Caught my wife pooping..so i divorced her .
She said she's off to pee while were watching a movie, now she's been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "I"M COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ** up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, ** u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR ** U **, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im divorcing u u some kinda ** **. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a wife who doesnt **
My girlfriend has digestive problems so this happens all the time. i have no idea why I find it so hilarious every single ****in time.
My GF will ** in bed on purpose and laugh about it. I laugh everytime. I don't pay attention to the bathroom part too much. But I have never seen her do anything beside pee with the door open though.
Ex of mine used to trap me between her thighs when i went down on her, she threatened to ** if i didn't speed up with the tongue work.. a few times she actually did it. Made me so hard my ** started to hurt...
Bullsh*t. Women don't ** or **.
This
Maybe it wasn't an accident. Maybe she wanted to see if you were into the whole ** thing.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You should have done it back to her on her chest for revenge .
Really good job playing it cool man. You did the right thing.
That's the best thing I have read all day
My dad told me that only fat ugly wives do that .
Is ur mum fat ?
:^O [face_cry] :^O
I think that would equal a instant dump (no pun) if my girl did that.
Reminds me of the Tucker Max story, except his was a whole lot funnier and was actually probably real.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Trollllllllllllllllllllll
This was the stupidest thing i've read all day.