I Enthusiastically Belong to Satan!
I dedicated myself to Satan in a ceremony when I was 17 years old and I am still as firmly in His control as I was then! I am not a part of any group or "coven." I do my worshiping individually. I would never do any sacrificing or hurting anyone or anything because that would dishonor Lord Satan. My relationship with Him is very personal and private, but also a very beautiful and wonderfully deep thing. To me, He is the center of my existence and my world and I would have it no other way. I could no more escape from Him than I could sprout wings and fly. I love Him with all my heart and soul!! Recently, I have begun to expand my love for him a bit by very openly discussing my wonderful God on the internet. Many people have contacted me asking advice on how to dedicate and I have started to help to lead them to Him. I am happy to say that I have successfully led a bit more than 2 dozen people to Him, and I will continue to do so!
This is not a fantasy or a lie! I am not a silly teen who is trolling for kicks. I LEGITIMATELY love and worship Satan as a REAL entity and I really do lead as many people to Him as I can! Save your futile preaching and your useless attempts to "save my soul," because I am firmly and TOTALLY the spiritual property of my Lord Satan!