I eat my bogies

So , I'm a 35 year old male, I have a good job,have a team working underneath me and am known and liked in the local area with fellow parents and locals.

I dress smart,have a nice house and lifes good.

But what no one knows about me is that I'm totally addicted to picking my nose and eating the bogeys!!
I've been doing it since god knows when,as a child, teen,member of the armed forces and now 😁

I just find them tasty,fun to play with in my mouth and I love the first ones of the day,when you get up and go in the bathroom for your morning wee and have a good dig!

Sometimes when conditions are right,I can pull off a literal sheet of bogey,like a plaster cast of inside my nostril,they're great to chew on.

I'm not a fan of the dry ones,I'll still nibble on them but I love the big egg yolky ones,with a hard bit in the middle surrounded by gooey snot .

I've never been spotted eating them,I've got it to a fine art.
In fact as I'm writing this I have a colleague near me,and I've had a dig and eat.

I'm not ashamed,I know there will be trolls and haters but you know what,I don't give a f.u.c.k 👍
So go ahead ,leave your hate in the comments section below and I'll read them,but can guarantee it wont stop me,all this bad for your health bs too, did you know a study was done by a top science department and found that if anything,they're good for you!
I'm never ill,never get colds or flu and am fit and strong.

I know I'm not alone in this,I just hope you're brave enough to admit with me that you too eat them.

And no,I get no sexual gratification from it,so don't even bother with those comments!!

Peace out,eat your bogeys,and join the snot revolution😅

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