Navy Blue Leotards

Attempted to steal my latest pair of navy blue leotards and had a funny feeling I was being watched when I came out of store change room. This made me walk around store for another ten minutes wearing the stolen leotards under my jeans. Then as soon as I left the store I was immediately confronted by a big female wearing faded blue jeans who presented a badge and asked me to accompany her back into the store which I obediently did as she made it very clear I was captured. On returning to the security office she was joined by her partner and they had been called in they said to capture me for my recent thefts. Prior to this I saw only one uniformed woman security guard at this store, these guards said very few escape them when a thief enters their lair. I was ordered to empty my pockets and was also searched by my captor then sat down in my ripped blue jeans revealing my stolen navy blue leotards. I confessed to my crimes immediately. She even presented me with the packaging from the leotards I had stolen. The guard that captured me said she knew immediately I was the thief the moment I entered the store. Following this I was handcuffed with my hands behind my back and placed under arrest. Then asked if I had anything to say for myself. This guard was pretty harsh. Then informed police had been called. Two policewoman arrived took me into custody and down to the station where I was photographed, fingerprinted and placed in a jail cell in the county jail. I spent eight hours in a cell and was released with a court date. So ends my little crime spree!

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