Navy Blue Leotards

Well I guess it had to happen! Cruising in my ripped blue jeans and navy blue leotards I approached a tall athletic middle aged woman in the most beautiful faded blue jeans. I told her I had escaped the county jail and she asked me how and I said I wanted to turn myself in before I am recaptured and where is the nearest police station. Before I knew it I felt the most intense pain as I fell writhing to the ground where she promptly pinned me by kneeling on my back and handcuffed and informed I was captured and under arrest. In minutes the police arrived and I had a lot of questions to answer.

Aug 25, 2021

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