Strange and Crazy!

This is crazy and really happening. Sorry it’s lengthy but I wanted to give some background and detail as to WHY this is CRAZY!

I graduated HS in 1990 and live in the small Kansas town I grew up in. I’m an educator close to retirement!

I graduated with Tom & Jerry (lol not real names!). They were best friends in school and still are to this day.
In high school, Tom was fat with a receding hairline and followed Jerry everywhere. His nickname was Gilligan because Jerry would call him ‘little buddy’. As far as I know they were not gay.
Tom knocked up Tabby (the high school s***) and briefly got married. It lasted 1 year but they had a daughter, Melissa. She’s now 30. BTW: She’s also been married a few times and has kids. BTW: Sadly Tabby passed away from an OD when Melissa was 3yrs old.

In HS, Jerry was arrogant, cocky, Mr. ‘All American’ in sports and a ‘male w****’. There were only a few girls in our graduating class that didn’t have s** with him, including me.
I was a dorky/nerdy group in school. With weeks left till graduation, mister ‘All American’ propositioned me and my friends in the library.

He sat at our table and said, “Ok girls, do you want to be part of history? I’ve F**ked every girl in our graduating class except for you three. I’m willing to F**k each of you separate or we can get this over with quickly with a foursome.” We ran him off!

Jerry went to college because his parents come from ‘old money’. They also made sure he got a teaching position after graduation. He works at the same school as me. I’ll also add, he’s been married 4 times but produced no offspring from either.

Now to the crazy part.
Jerry is about to get married for the fifth time. Rumor is…..She’s pregnant.
The bride…….Tom’s daughter MELISSA!
Jerry told us Tom would not stop bugging him until he took Melissa out!
Tom was Jerry’s best man in each of his weddings. Tom told us last week that Jerry plans to be ’The Father of the Bride’ and his ‘Best Man’. OMG! LOL!

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