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Seriously, my teen has no common sense and is so forgetful...
It's maddening! Says he's cold, complains he always has a runny nose but is constantly wearing short sleeves and no socks after getting out of the shower with wet hair. Then says, 'oh', when you point this out.
Asks for a game for his console. I buy it but for some reason it doesn't work. Why? He didn't look up the specs to check compatibility, or worse, he ordered the wrong one (Xbox game, Playstation console, or PC game, Playstation console!) Seriously.
Does his work, forgets to hand it in. Apparently this is common!
Can't find anything. Never remembers where he put something last. Is horrible at retracing steps.
Constantly complaining that there are always flies in his room, no where else in the house. Looks upset when I suggest perhaps it's probably the amount of dirty dishes he has in his room that is attracting them. Perhaps. Just maybe.
Wore a top just yesterday, can't find it today, deduces that he must have left it at his friends house. Even though he hasn't been there in nearly a month.
Locked himself out of the house too many times to mention. Always has that, 'Um', sound in his voice when he calls to let me know, and I am nowhere near home to open the door.
Hangs out with friends. They part ways to return home. He can't remember how they got there, so can't remember how to get home.
'It's muay thai today.' Great, you got your kit?... *slaps forehead*
Constantly leaving items of clothing behind in the cinema. Never remembers where he was sitting. Determines it's too embarrassing to have to be searching with the staff watching you. Decides he didn't like it anyway. Forgets he doesn't buy his own ** clothes!!!
I'm exhausted. I love him dearly. I really do. But my oh my, it's crazy.
No, sorry for going off on you. As an advocate for the physical health benefits of the Good Green I'm sick of people demonising it too, so I get it.
So to stand up for smoking weed your going to call a kid a f-up....I’m confused.
You’re a **.