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Happy birthday
My wife and I have been married for 17 years this year and every Feb. 23rd I get to have things my way, Yes that's my birthday and once a year on my birthday she gets her chubby little ** **. My wife actually has a great **, Just nicely sized, Round and firm, She has always and still does HATE buttsecs but the first year we were married I begged and pleaded for it for my birthday and now it has just become known that on my birthday i am going to stick it up her **.
I love that she hates it and tries to get out of it every year, Every year i stick to my guns and eventually she ends up face down making grunting noises and saying "Ugh, Hurry up and **, god i hate this, ** i hate you, why are you so ** hard, This is so gross ETC.ETC.ETC" while i take my time and try to make it last at least 10-15 minutes which by the end she is usually on the verge of giving up and by that time she has reached the begging stage "Please ** already, It hurts, Please get it over with, come on this isn't fun anymore ETC.ETC.ETC.".
I am not as mean as it makes me sound, I always get her face down with her jiggly little ** propped up on a couple pillows and start from behind licking her ** until she is ** then she works her ** while i lick her ** until it's good and wet, Give her a little dab of lube and lean in shoving my ** in her **. If it wasn't for the sounds she makes it wouldn't be near as much fun and she always says it's not completely awful afterward otherwise if i thought she was actually in pain i would quit.
In conclusion i love ** ** my wife.
For my birthday, Francesca my Ex gf, came to my house while my current gf was at work and gave me the best present ever. She came over and we ** like animals. She swallowed my fun after sucking my ** and promised she was going to kiss her man as soon as she got home
Know what they say about guys who like ** **. They are actually gay.
That's hilarious, I get it once a year on our anniversary as a prize for staying married to her, Just joking but seriously i look forward to that day all year and the next day i start the countdown all over again.
Good on you! My wife absolutely cut me off of poking her ** years ago.