Used my son as a weapon of revenge
We were invited to my husband's friend's house for dinner. My husband's friend of OK but his wife Janet is a b****. She is always bragging and gloating, and pointing out she is richer, better, smarter, you name it, and that I am not as good as she is. So before we went, I told my six year old son Jason that not only did he not have to behave for a change (he is very rambunctious), but that I wanted him to be as bad as he possibly can be. I told him to break things, rip and pull curtains, jump on the sofa with his dirty shoes, spill his drink at least once, draw on the walls with the crayons we will bring for him to draw in his book with, even to purposely, this time, miss the toilet when he goes to pee.
I told him I would make feeble attempts to control him, but to ignore me. He was great. He did everything I said and more. The place was a shambles after we left. At dinner, he even took his spoon and used it to slingshot some mashed potato on the painting hanging on the wall behind me. I kept, going "Jason, stop it!" but he wouldn't, of course. Janet kept going, "oh that's OK, not a big deal." But I could tell she was getting more and more miffed. I loved it. When we got home, I told Jason that we would go to the toy store tomorrow and he could but whatever he wanted for being such a good boy for Mommy.