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Mean mother (in law)
When I met and married my wife 4yr ago I really didn't have much interaction with her mother. She and her husband live in the same town but my wife didn't get along with either of them much and so I didn't know her. What I did know was that she was really mean and a real ** and she cheated on all her husbands she ever had. Well, in the last year or so she and my wife have sort of gotten on better and so we are around them more. The mother's attitude is still super mean and bitchy, and she's sooooo self-centered and demanding. EVERYTHING is about her. Always. Here's the problem. I love her meanness and bitchiness, and for some reason, I just fell in love with that. And with her. She has no idea how I feel, but if I had a chance, I'd dump my wife and marry her mother. I'd do it today.
Yes! I do have experience in this matter, but before I divulge, some pointers.
The two key rules to getting any woman or man is, confidence' and be mean and keep em keen, that's exactly what you have fell for in your mother in law (MIL).
Have you wandered what's she doing with him?
With all that you have made a great start, by avoiding her you made her think she did something wrong! You can work on that!
Tell you wife you need to talk to her mum alone, as to make sure she is alright, your wife will allow it! and make sure you are both alone, say you didn't realise you had avoided her whilst holding her hand attentively, (cup one hand in both yours)
Or if you feel confident enough hold her forearm up to her elbow and allow you ** to wander it should be around her breast.
Then use these words I'm sorry if you were offended don't wait for a response, just kiss straight on the lips! Listen to her body if she responds you may seal the deal by the weekend!!
God, yes. Oh dear God yes. I wonder all the time what she's out doing with all the men she has all these illicit relationships with. I know it's ** and I know it's dirty and I know she's so skilled and so unbelievably experienced, so I know she's pleasing EVERY man she sees. So, yes, I do think about that, just as you thought! My wife and I will be going by their house on Sunday, although I doubt I'll have a chance to talk with her about what I feel, and I don't think I have the nerve -- at least not YET!! -- to be that bold with her or her body. Still, touching her hand or arm ……...maybe. But I'd worry that my ** would be totally obvious to her and to my wife (and I might even ** in my pants in front of both of them). Just writing to you about this gives me a hard-on. I guess that's insane, but it's how much I love this woman, and how much I want her. I know I'll never "take her out of circulation", but I hope I can just be the one she comes home to after she's been had by whoever she's been to be with. That's what I need. I need her. I love her.
Don't let your ** stop you! this is a great way to let her know you want her!
And don't worry about your wife, if she moans about it! There are many was to shut her up!
Hope to day went good for you! You don't need to tell her your feelings, let your body language do that! But if you want to be clever try this, "they say that if you want to know what your wife will look like in 20 years look at her mother, well I must have hit the jackpot!
On your own or in front of people it's open for interpretation!
Remember CONFIDENCE and BE MEAN' KEEP EM'KEEN!
Don't worry man I'm here to help you, I want to make your dream a reality
Thanks so much for your encouragement. When I made my first post here -- less than two weeks ago!! -- I had no idea what to expect. I really thought I might get no responses at all, or that I'd get few and they would all be ugly or critical or both. I never thought I would find the kind of incredible support you've provided, a mix of intellectual explanation, purposeful attitude adjustment, and experienced education on handling these relationships. You are greatly appreciated!
We went to their house late yesterday afternoon, and as soon as we walked in the back door, you could tell there was something in the air, even though things were quiet (too quiet). I asked my wife what was up because I could tell things were off, and she hadn't even noticed it. Then she looked and listened, and she said "Mom must be on the warpath". Sure enough, within five seconds, we heard her from the family room, screaming at her husband, "You idiot **, I just CANNOT believe how retarded you are......or what an incredible PIECE OF ** you are". Then we heard her slap him twice, then some punches, all delivered with filthy language and name-calling, all by her (the physical parts and the verbal parts alike), then he walked out into the kitchen where we had stopped to listen. When he saw us, he went into the dining room and closed the door. Her mom came out of the family room at that point, not even slightly embarrassed that we'd heard an intense exchange between them, and said "That ** ** is a COLOSSAL waste of time....I'm gonna get dressed up and go get laid....I ** need it...….and I ** sure ** deserve it". My wife told her we were going to leave, and she just said, "** if I care....please yourselves". So we left. Oops, it appears I'm out of space, so I guess I'll try to finish this later (although nothing romantic or sexual happened). Anyway, thanks again for being a friend and mentor. And PLEASE tell me about your own MIL exploits!!
Well let's start with the most recent, I met my wife 14 years ago, I have always liked having their mils too! so I couldn't wait to meet her!
After my wife telling me, and meeting her for the first time I could tell this was the one I wanted long term' but it wasn't going to be as easy as the others (for another time).
I started of subtle yet brazen, and making sure I got plenty of skin contact hugs and kisses hand hold when ever possible, stepping it up, the groping, when our first was born within the first year of our relationship, as soon as the baby was here we would pass him over, I would always ** her ** eventually, with anything! Parcels, coats, passing in the hall way.
Kisses became more contact, and all the time she never complained to any one!
Yet still I knew to unlock this one would take something special.
I had noticed she became more adventurous when she had, had a good drink! And that's when I knew it was Xmas time, and this is the best time for it!
Extra kisses extra need for warmth and most of all extra drink!
When' with careful planning, everyone had gone to bed, our conversation was getting heated! As I had planned, eventually I kept referring to her as a prude!
She was offended as why I had called her this? "I said we'll everything has to be in its right place, be exact. Continued...