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Smoking cured my morning sickness

I was having a terrible time with morning sickness. It was severe and nothing the doctor gave me helped. I lost a lot of weight and literally couldn't eat for like a few weeks straight. I even had to have IVs of fluids because I was so dehydrated from puking. So my friend said I should start smoking, that it'll clear up my nausea and vomiting. So she taught me how to smoke. What a fvckin godsend! Within 2 days, I was cured. I regained the weight I lost and actually ended up gaining 70 pounds by the time I delivered (oooops!). By then I had come to just LOOOOOVE smoking, so I decided not to quit. By now I was a fat and happy smoker. I smoked through my second pregnancy, and now my third. Not one hint of morning sickness. I'm 30 years old and 8 months along. I do not intend to quit smoking after I deliver, since I really, REALLY LOVE IT now. Even my husband loves to watch me smoke; he finds it's **. He wants to have more children because he wants a boy, and so far it's been all girls. I guess its a good thing I love smoking--it'll be needed.

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    • My wife was a dedicated smoker. We both just love it and neither of us has any thoughts of quitting. When she got pregnant, tho, she actually quit, somehow. A few days later, the morning sickness started, and it was bad. After a couple of weeks of this, she finally had a weak moment, and had a cigarette one evening. The next day, she had very little morning sickness. She again quit smoking and the morning sickness got bad again. I suggested she smoke and she had one. Again, morning sickness goes away. So we decided she should smoke, and she did, eventually resuming her full pack-a day habit in about a week's time. She felt great and gained A LOT of weight, like 75 pounds by the time the baby was born. Baby is now a healthy 2 year old, and my wife is finally almost back down to her normal weight again.

    • It happened to my wife too. My wife had never touched a cigarette in her life before her first pregnancy. In fact, we fought every day because she wanted me to quit smoking. When she became pregnant, a real ** began between malaise and vomiting. She could no longer drink water and eat, so much so that both she and the baby were in danger because she lost weight very quickly and no treatment had had any effect, we were desperate. One day she tells me that almost every night she dreams that she smokes happily. I laughed when she told me about it, even she, who was an enemy of smoking, finds it absurd. Anyway, a few days passed and he started asking questions about why I like smoking, what it feels like and what he wanted so much to try. I refused because she was pregnant. She apologized for asking me, but in tears she said she was desperate and didn't know what to do anymore and so she consoled him. The next day I arrive at the house and find my wife watching a tutorial on how to smoke a cigarette.At that point I light one of my red Marlboros and explain how to do it. After the first four puffs, start inhaling almost correctly. If he smokes half of it and then vomits, he tells me he won't do it again. During the rest of the day, however, the vomiting was suddenly reduced to 1/3 of what it was before, so we decided to let her smoke a whole cigarette the next morning. In the middle of the day he had vomited lightly only once and it had never happened before that he tried to smoke.So we decided that he would smoke whenever he wanted, after three, four days he no longer had any discomfort. She came to smoke 1 pack a day of red Marlboros (she called them medicines) during her pregnancy, the baby was born healthy thanks to the sky as well as the other two. Today smoking has become his passion, for 12 years he has been smoking 3 packs a day of red Marlboros and he will never stop because she loves smoking so much and he smokes three times more than me.

    • Wow 3ppd! Full flavor Marlboro it should be the 100s, they look so much more elegant and proper on cigarette smoking women. Also the longer cork filter being like the mouth piece part of the cigarette is much better for when she needs to dangle her cigarette to free up both her hands plus it looks so cute when a woman has a long cork filtered cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Some attach a trailer trash stigma to women dangling a cork 100 or think it's just pitiful that a woman has got to the place where she always smokes and dangles her cigarette without even thinking about it, but she loves that cigarette so much for her it becomes her ultimate pleasure that which she thrives on doing all the time.

    • I've heard cigarette smoking has helped women with stress to lose weight but not this. No morning sickness but increased risk on the unborn baby. Many quit when pregnant but cant wait to get that cigarette in their mouth again as soon as the baby is born, some even take a pack of their cigarettes (Marlboro Red 100s) to the hospital so as soon as they possibly can they start smoking again cause they love to smoke cigarettes more than anything. It takes them just a few days and they get back to their pack a day habit loving the cigarette all day long, others like Deanna smoke way more than that she smokes over 2 packs a day and says she still wants more smoke a heavy smoking chimney addicted to the bone in love with cigarette smoking and doesn't mind being looked at as a dragging drawing puckering puffing cigarette sucking smoke loving pitiful pathetic display of ** and very heavy Marlboro 100 smoking.

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