Funny Confessions

I had no loo roll

Ok well when i was at uni i lived in a flat with like 10 other people and there were 2 shared toilets between us once there was tough times and i couldn't afford loo roll i went to the toilet for a ** with the intent of using someone elses toilet roll however once the dirty deed was done i realised there... (more)

Trolling fanfiction

Gay fanfiction is ** hilarious (I'm a gay transgender guy). It's mostly written by chicks who are deeply, deeply sensitive with little grasp on the English language. The transgender fanfiction is really disturbing, but oddly hilarious. I feel like a freak all the time, but for some reason reading... (more)

You can never be this good with english

Came across this beautiful piece online. Trust me dude, u can't be this good...lol "I am want to introduction a new topic . I am a believing that most of us is english conversant. Now lets discussion verbs. According from oxford cabin biscuit carton, a verb are a action word or doer word. . Examples is: karate,kungfu,judo,taekwondo,ekere... (more)

Cadens condom

In fifth grade someone in my reading class was playing with something while all the other students were listening to the teacher and he dropped it on the ground and later that day I found out it was a condom. :I

I love kicking guys in their **

I love kicking boys in their **. i get away with it because i make the boys think they made me mad and because i am a girly girl but i really do it because i love to see boys faces when they get a good one in the **. so funny. makes me laugh when i... (more)

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2 days ago i tried 2 have s** with my cuzin but she slaped me nd started 2 cry what am i going 2 do.

Does this work

I confess to my doubts about this site.

**

When I'm hungover I always get super ** and can't stop thinking about ** and analingus, so I haven't done amything today at work but sit in the back store and ** (more)

Fidelity

I love my boyfriend and have never once cheated on him. It's weird but I have been extremely sexually attracted to almost any semi good looking guy at work who is also nice to me. I see them alot and I fantasize about them even when with my long term boyfriend. These are the kind of guys I'd probably never even bat an eyelash at if I were single... (more)

So Today when I was on the bus

So today when I was on the bus and this hott sexi guy got on and sat right next to me!!! He was so hott! I pretended that I fell asleep and I layed my head on his shoulder!!! He thought I was asleep but I wasn't lol! Hehehe

I always have heated arguments with...

...myself in the shower.

Woaah Boy!,

We went camping with our school and the girl told us all that she fingered herself in the bathtub with her first ** and she got wet:L ahahha i ** myself laughing!, and we all moved away from her because shes bisexual...

I beat the ** out of my 8,th grade math teaher

Right in front of the and this for you mr.jonston

When I was little

I thought doctors cut open a mother's stomach to get the baby out!

Trolling is way to easy

On this site, trolling is super easy. I believe it should be used for real problems. My friend Nadia is a total troll, and so am I, I feel I should stop but ** that I am gonna troll til my heart stops! See you then!

FUNNY

WHEN WAS WANTED TO BE A LAWYER SO DAT CAN SEW MY MOM DAD TO COURT COS DEY BIT ME A LOT.

My confession

My confession is that I love to post confessions. They're mostly true. I prefer talking to people this way online over the internet instead of face to face and it feels good to let things out. I lvoe reading other people's confessions especially the ones they obviously make up.

I let the trolls in

I approve all confession posts made on this site (short of spam), even though most of the "confessions" are obviously from trolls.

My innocent mind!

Up until I was 10, I thought lots of kissing got you pregnant!

Oops

When I was a kid i found a condom and picked it up and sai, "Whut tha heww." And my dad threw it away and told me, "Dont say that!"

My weird thoughts

I personally think it's funny when I'm thinking about ** my crush at school and it gets me hot and I start to touch myself and pinch my ** and ** and they randomly walk by or tap me for something. Only... (more)

I haven't used toilet paper in months

One day this last summer of 2011 I ran out of toilet paper and had to use a wash cloth. Since then I have used it everyday to wipe my **. I find it cleans me way better then paper, saves me money, and helps the environment. I wash it out with soap after using it. I don't get hemorrhoids anymore from... (more)

Nice Middle 40's Guys Get Left Behind

I find it funny when a 18 year old girl
calls a truthful nice older guy soon age 44 a
creep on the internet than she turns around
gets offline and comes back online and ask a
another guy, how old he is, he lies about his age and says oh 22 than when it all boils down
the guy suppose to be 22 is like 63 years old,
some girls are so gullible... (more)

A Girl With A ** Drives Me Nuts

When i was in this mental ward 13 years ago
this teen girl came over to sit by me in this
community room that the hospital had , I was like age 30 and She was like age 16 it made me so hard
just looking at her sitting with her legs a apart
I could not believe how this girl had such big
**... (more)

Ahaha

I ** in my little brothers bed so my mom would punish him. >:3

Bins and other **

So me and my Mate go out at night and we are both 14 and we sneak out and do ** so this one night we were bored as ** and we ** hahah Jokes! We went to this school and you guys will probably say you guys... (more)

2012

Your a moron if you think that 2012 is actualy gonna happen. over time there has been almost 100 doomsday theories that all failed this ones no different. all thats gonna happen on 2012 is some riots and some violent rapes by desperate virgins. all im gonna do is go loot the best buy with my brother and go home and watch all the stupidity of other... (more)

What the **

My fat friend came over during a party and got drunk and started singing "thriller" his voice got really high and he can actualy sing great. after the song he passed out and my friend drew a michael jackson doodle on his face so funny.

My judgemental friends

Ive smoked weed for almost 3 years and now im a junior in highschool and just last week my 2 best friends found out i smoked and they freaked out and got all on their high horse and immidiately tried giving me a wanna be intervention they kept talking on how it makes you stupid and how its bad for you whitch is complete (more)

Perfectly strange

My ** is perfectly straight and uncercomcised. its 7.5 inches long and 3 inches around. compare and be honest no trolls talking on how there ** is 17 inches long. lets see how we stack up honest measurements. measure from tip to base.

I got hard looking at myself

I got hard while looking at myself in the mirror my body isnt calvin clyne status but i have a rugged face that is really nice. i called up my girlfriend and ** her but while during ** i called out my own name. she got wierded out and left haha lol.

Racist joke

There are 3 guys walking down the beach ones a white guy ones a black guy and the others a mexican. their walking along and they find a lamp in the sand they rub the lamp and a genie pops out and says you each get one wish. the ** says "i want all my people to go back to africa and be happy and... (more)

When I'm by myself...

I tell everyone I listen to OneRepublic and Poets of the Fall, but when I get home, I listen to 80's dance songs and dance my little heart out. :)

IDK why but...

On Christmas I get extremely melancholic... I am a very rational woman, a lot of people (men) call me heartless. But it's not true. I just don't get attached to people that easily, it's not logical (that's a very Vulcan thing to say). I broke up with all of my exes, I loved all of them very much, but they hate me. They eventually understood my... (more)

My confessions

My awesome life, truth about marijuana, and only ** are all true confessions. the others were ** i made when i was bored. p.s. is... (more)

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