Work Confessions

The new walk of shame

These days many if not all companies have a terminated employee escorted out of the building. You gather your belongings into a box and out the door you go escorted by a former fellow employee. Its humiliating. I don't believe its necessary unless the former employee did something violent.

Surprise for pizza boy

I worked for a large pizza chain and when we got extremely busy on Friday and Saturday night they would ask me to help out with deliveries. On Saturday evening after I had changed into my clothes for the party I was going to after work.My boss asked if could deliver a pizza's close to the party. I grabbed them and headed out.I got to the apartment... (more)

Girl tells everyone colour of waistband of underwear.

I am a boy who works in retail.One of the girls I work with keeps telling everyone what colour the waistband and brand of my underwear is.Its doesn't matter what I do my waistband will show at some stage.What should I do?

I hate my boss he is a piece of **

I hate my boss he is a piece of **.

Many Good Times

I am a long time crisscrossed who often wore all black lingurie, bra, garter hose and **, with a white shirt to the office .One of my best times was taking all of the administrative staff Christmas lunch. All were wearing black hose , panty hose while I was wearing black RHT seamed stockings. I... (more)

The nightmare called losing your job

Goodbye salary. Goodbye benefits. Goodbye friends at work. Goodbye security. Hello looking for work in a tough job market.

Incident at work concerning a smart alec sissy gay man

I was on break and I was talking to my companion when theis gay guy rudely interrupted and said I heard you say that Steve was a better worker than I am. I said YOU MISUNDERSTTOD, I SAID NEITHER ONE OF YOU IS WORTH A **" That shut the fairy up.

Got fired. Yes it needed to happen but I don't have to like it

I worked for Home Depot and I wasn't doing my assigned tasks properly. I knew what was going to happen. Termination.
At my work review I knew what to do. Goodbye John. I turned in my keys, ID and company credit card. They said they were sorry and I said I was also sorry. I wanted to leave and on my way out the door they told me to wait... (more)

Stupid soon to be ex manager

I was going to be laid off due to a company merger. My counterpart at the other company had more time in than I did. My manager wanted me to continue working Saturdays but if I did that I would be unable to collect unemployment. I of course refused. She should have known that herself.

Charlie Shell nut brain everybody hated you

When youd yell and get red in the face employees would resign on the spot. YOu seemed perplexed at this because "duh why they do dis"? Thats how stupid you were. You had no business being a manager ever. I've had bad managers before and since but never as bad as you.
Before you retired you had either fired or lost every employee you ever... (more)

Retail workers what is the worst or most embarrassing thing?

Retail workers what is the worst or most embarrassing thing to happen to you?

Witnessed how a fur farm operates

It was ** up when I saw the operation. Rabbits reproduce faster than any other animal on the planet. After the last Ice age it only took five or six years for the population to reach into the billions. After 15 years, a "land-ocean” of rabbits fills to one-kilometer depth across all of Earth’s... (more)

After I was fired from the American Red Cross for something I did

After the Red Cross fired me for an alleged racist remark which a trip to the labor board dismissed I never donated blood to the organization again. I have O negative type blood which can be used for a variety of life saving ways. Its rare and more useful than ordinary blood.
There just happened to be a competing blood donor organization... (more)

I was fired by a ** who looks and acted like a female murderer

The ** hasn't killed anyone but I bet she is capable of doing that very thing. She looks like an ugly version of Jody Arias and has the same voice and mannerisms.
Shes a ** if I ever had the displeasure to meet one. If this (more)

Black girl coworker

I had just started work with this company and one of my co workers was this black girl. SHe was from a very rural part of Mississippi with few if any whites. She had told me that the only whites she ran into were deliverymen. Every teacher and fellow student all through her school years had been black.
She had taken some courses in... (more)

Supermarket works dream

When I was 17year old boy I worked for a supermarket chain we wear a blue shirt and black jeans which I can't buy in my size because I'm between sizes so I buy the bigger size.So I'm working in 1 of the aisle when an older woman goes think you need a belt I can see your underwear. I just said yeah.As she left she hit my bottom.I was telling 1 of... (more)

People get fired more often for saying the wrong thing than they

I reinterate if you have a penchant for using cuss words fight the tendency to do so at work. This is especially true if you work for a bank or other sophisticated industry. I learned this the hard way. Keep your job. Don't be stupid like I was. Watch your language.

** Preference

I hope mom jeans don't go out of fashion again. All my jeans are hi cut now so I can wear big comfy mom style brief undies without anyone knowing. I can never go back. It's also nice that a 12 pack of size 5 hanes briefs is like $15. My husband doesn't seem to care

I Pooped My Pants at Work

I was in a Board Meeting today after having Taco Bell for lunch I started to regret it after I accidently ** in the board meeting which caught everyone' attention.
My Boos looked at me and asked if I had to go to the bathroom as the whole board meeting started to stink after I accidently (more)

Fired but they should have given me some slack

My manager complained that I had not had a drug test yet so on a return trip from a company errand I decided to take the test. The test took longer than I thought it would as I had to wait till they were ready. After the test I returned to work only to find my manager ** off at me and saying I... (more)

Karma doesn't work

I was fired from a job. On my way to work I made sure this homeless guy got enough money for at least one meal. I gave him the money on my way to work. No work means he stoppped getting money from me. Karma did not reward me for my good deed.

THe ministers wife fired me

I drove the church bus and by coincidence I worked for a company where the ministers wife was head of HR.
ONe day a lady working downstaris told me to watch out for two packages that she was expecting as they were very important. OK one package came in and I signed for it. The lady called me and asked where the other package was and I asked... (more)

My box my masterpiece

I was working for a small childrens toy and exercise warehouse. I was in the mail and supply room. The owner wanted me to send a certain hard to pack mass and I set to work doing this task. It took one hour of cutting and shaping cardboard, using three rolls of tape and half a order of plastic wrap. It looked like a UFO when I got finished. ... (more)

State says goodbye to the mediocre worker

I passed a clerk three test with the state. I was offered a job in a mail room but I was unaware of what the job entailed. I thought it was a everyday mail room position and hopefully it would lead to something better. It turned out to be a nightmare of pulling heavy boxes up a flight of stairs and getting sweaty and I do mean sweaty.
I... (more)

Horrible memories

Getting fired is bad but when they are mad at you its worse. This short squirrley effeminent voiced sid I was sleeping on the job which is a firing offence. I stood up a bit confused and the ugly squirt of a man thought I was going to hit him. He started yelling "you better not put your hands on me, I stood there and again he yelled "you... (more)

My secret desires

I am an older women who lives in a small town. I have been hiding a secret for years because it was a taboo for years. I had every one around me thinking I was little Mrs innocent housewife. Even my husband didn't know about my secret. I have for as long as I can remember been attracted to a woman. My parents and family were very religious and I... (more)

Stop lying on your resumes!

My coworker lied about being fluent in Spanish. She’s only half Hispanic and speaks broken Spanish. I’m full Hispanic and I speak and write Spanish fluently. If you can’t speak to a Spanish speaking person without a translator on your phone, why would you lie on your resume about it? She’s also half black and this is the second time a black person... (more)

The company banquet

The company I work for hosts an annual banquet the weekend before Thanksgiving. It's kinda like a way to wind down into the up coming holidays. Our main branch is in north Atlanta but because they know there will be drinking so they work with the event center to get a deal on rooms so people won't be driving. This year it was at a hotel in... (more)

Liar/Cheat/

Two coworkers were ** while their other halves were working nights or away. Stories got out that they ** in her apt.,at his house and his firehouse. Supposedly it ended when she moved and he was not happy that she chose him afterwards.

Incident at work Drugs reverse racism

I worked for a company that was involved with freight and they were sued for not havng enough blacks working there. Four blacks were hiredand only one seemed interested in working. The other three used crack cocaine and basically do anything but cause trouble. One of them decided to harass me. He would stand behind me pushing the pen as I... (more)

When you get fired losing your health insurance is almost as bad

Losing your health insurance due to termination is almost as bad as losing your salary.

Incident at The American Red Cross in Atlanta Ga

I was an employee at the ARC for some months and talk about a fish out of water there that was me. I was a terrible employee making one mistake after another.
One day after flubbing up some project I asked to see the head of HR and see if they couldn't help me a bit or if I should just resign. The HR gentleman didn't want to speak me but... (more)

Good deeds, Karma and termination

There was this homeless beggar who I gave money to every day on my way to work if I saw him. At the time I was working for Home Depot. The HR powers that be said in so many words that I wasn't worth a ** and they fired me.
OK well darn. I felt sorry for two people. Myself and the beggar. ... (more)

My African manager was embarrased

I was an older white guy who had taken a job with the state. My Manager was black and when we first met he made sure I knew who was boss. I'm used to taking orders from management so I really didn't know why he was acting the way he was. The other black co workers got ** at him because I was... (more)

My relationship with black workers

I retired at age 55 after thirty years with an insurance company. They were forcing people with thirty years or more service to retire early.
I decided 55 was too young to hang it up so I went to work for a state warehouse. The pay was dismal but it gave me something to do and look forward to.
OK my co worker was a 19 year old black... (more)

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