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The ride of life

The highway stretches, dark and wide
A lonely path, my truck's steady stride
Five am, the world's still asleep
My eyelids heavy, my mind does creep
The engine hums, a monotone beat
My thoughts are foggy, my body's weak
Thirty-two hours without a wink
Boredom's grip is starting to sink
The road ahead, a blurry haze
My weary eyes struggle... (more)

My step father was amazed at my work ethic

I have a physical handicap which kept me back from college. My problem kept me from being able to concentrate and excel in school and overall it looked like I was destined for failure in adulthood. I barely graduated High School.
I was only able to get marginal employment. Instead of looking for a good salary I looked for a good company... (more)

Weird feelings when you get fired.

I got fired from a decent job. It was my fault but I'd just as soon not say what happened. I was fired and there was no talking them out of it.
The trip to the elevator was long. The company was in a big building and it took a good three minutes to get to said elevator. I was numb. Drained of emotion. Feeling nothing except an alarming... (more)

Black workers

Between arriving to work late, leaving early, ** off on the job an in general not holding up their end of the stick and pulling the race card when someone says something about it right of the bat I'd say they aren't worth a **. Just saying.

I met with and spoke to a homeless man

He told me he had a short term memory problem and that he couldn't remember instructions. He forgot a lot. He had been fired numerous times. He had no family and he ended up on the street.
I got him in touch with a guy from Social Security and I think he ended up with a disability check. He was a non drinker and a non drug user. He just... (more)

The Great Denim Disaster

Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a 17-year-old boy named Jake who worked at the local supermarket. Jake was a hardworking kid, often putting in long hours to help his family make ends meet. However, there was one thing that was always a struggle for him: finding jeans that fit. Being on the taller side, he often had to settle for large... (more)

Wheres my Jew?

After some difficulties with a few Jewish people I decided to befriend the next Jewish person I met.
I met Milton Sturman and for ten years until I was caught up in a layoff we spent all of our lunch and breaks together. After I was laid off we continued to meet at a restaurant and we remain friends until he retired and moved to live with... (more)

After my sister graduated college she went to work for a ** com

She doesn't do ** herself but she recruits young girls into doing ** videos. she also arranges ** services and meetups for **.
She makes twice my salary and... (more)

Diary of a Mall Easter Bunny.

It’s that time of year, F#CK F#CK F#CK F#CK! Just sent in my job application to be the Dress up Easter Bunny at the mall again for another season. It’s unemployment all year – Christmas I’m santa, and Easter I’m Bunny. And if you think I’m gonna smile for your family photo… while you are dead fuc king wrong!
I’m going to make this experience as... (more)

Blacks in blue collar jb

Working with a 19 year old black man at the state warehouse was a trip. He often walked around outside when a truck needed unloading. Our manger who was black let him off the hook a number of times and I thought about resigning but one day the guy solved my problem for me. He got in trouble with a black girl who apparently hated him. She got... (more)

I John L B----- this fourth day of January do hereby resign

This was my reaction to one of the biggest loud mouth losers ever to cll himself a manager. After I left I heard that every person who took my place had quit shortly after going to work for this mental midget.

A little black girl ** and I never smelled anything worse

I was a clerk at a clothing store and this black gentleman brought his daughter into the store. As I was writing up his purchases the girl let out a silent but deadly ** that was so horrible it was nauseating. It took her father awhile to smell it but I had the misfortune to be a bit closer to her... (more)

Secrets from Blade 2.

We learn in the movie that vampires predate Christianity, and have been around for "thousands of years." That explains why crosses "don't do squat" to vampires, despite popular folklore stating otherwise. It also broadens vampires to a more worldwide phenomenon, as opposed to only existing in a Westernized context

My working life was a fiasco.

I was able to get ten years in with two companies. They both laid me off after ten years. I got another job and got in six years before I got laid off. I ended up with a state warehouse job but after three years I got laid off.
I was fired six times between jobs.
If it wasn't for social security, inherited money and two annuities from... (more)

The Unlikely Exchange

In a small town, a 17-year-old boy named Alex worked at the local supermarket. Alex had always struggled to find jeans that fit his slender frame—either they were too big or too small. So, he made do with a pair that was a size too large and secured them with a belt. It was a simple solution, but he often felt self-conscious about his... (more)

My rehabilitation after using cusswords and getting fired for it

One day a lady overheard me said obscenities and went to HR. They fired me on the spot. It was the best job I ever had up till that point.
During the long five minute walk to the elevator I made a solemn vow never to do something that stupid again.
If you get fired and its your fault you can't collect unemployment. If I had not been... (more)

If you're asked to take a seat in HR in the middle of a work day

You might as well skip the tirade and walk out the door. Not really but you are history. It's really bad if you weren't expecting that to happen.
Just sit quietly and listen to what they have to say. No sense in arguing just sit there. Your mind is racing but try to stay calm. You no longer part of the scene and they have already made up... (more)

Horrible realization

About four weeks into a new job it crossed my mind things weren't going right. Sure enough I made a mistake and I got canned. I knew it was coming. Bye.

I'm glad it wasn't me that ** this black girl off

I worked for a warehouse and my coworker was a19 year old black man. The job was easy and I worked harder than he did but I was just glad to have a job.
The young black man started getting phone calls from an angry black girl and one day while they were arguing he dropped the N word on her. H liked to go outside and fool around and one day... (more)

Coming to work on drugs pulling the race card

Working at a trucking company doing clerical work a black co worker came to work apparently high on some drug I believe crack. The sight of me working caused him to harrass me and when he went to the office he claimed we were being racist. They fired him and almost had to call the police on him.
Spoiler. This wasn't racism. He had to go. ... (more)

Pay your bills

I knew this family was going to be a problem so i had an elf on standby. After their card declined for a 3rd time for a family photo they said they didnt have a way to pay the low cost of $35. My assistant Elf told them we accept other payment. Thats when Blitzen pulled out a sharpened candy cane and jammed it in the mans stomach, collecting his... (more)

Turning in your Keys and ID after termination

I knew it was going to happen. Things weren't going right and they were going to fire me. It came time for my performance review and I had rehearsed the event.
Basically telling me about my errors I started by taking a bunch of keys off of my neck. I turned in my ID. Then I turned in the company credit cards then I had one last key on my... (more)

I want to be a prostitute

I'm a transgender woman and I want to be a prostitute. I don't know what to charge or how to start. I have a very short minidress and stockings and garter belt and thigh high ** me stiletto 6 inch heels boots and all the makeup and girls have helped me to do my makeup like a (more)

Anyone else here ever work for a company and stayed even though

Anyone here stay with the same company even though you could make more money elsewhere. I realize I lack ambition but the company I worked for had a lot of cool co workers and the company was only eight miles from my house.
The reason I stayed was because I knew my job through and through, it was closer to home and had adequate benefits. I... (more)

When The American Red Cross fired me I quit donating my blood

I'm type O neg and the loss of my blood donation hurt them a bit. I started donating to LifeSouth which uses the blood to help children. The ** that fired me tried to have where I couldn't collect unemployment but a trip to the labor board fixed that. I collected said benefits till they ran out.

Again, you're not as sorry as I am

That was the final words to my ex manager as I stood outside the elevator on my way out of the building. THe woman in HR pretty much said I was making too many mistakes and that she was sorry but she was going to have to let me go. I replied "you're not as sorry as I am. My former manager following me into my former area said as I was standing... (more)

Graveyard humor during termination

I misunderstood my manager and I thought she wanted me to get a drug test. The procedure took an hour. When I returned to work they fired me for job abandonment. My managet had only wanted to dicipline me but the powers that be at this now defunct company said terminate him.
After she informed me of my termination I said this before leaving... (more)

Brad's embarrassing day at work

Once upon a time in a bustling suburban town, there lived a fifteen-year-old boy named Brad. He was known for his infectious smile and his knack for pushing trolleys at the local grocery store. On a bright Saturday afternoon, Brad donned his loose-fitting shorts for his shift, not knowing that this day would be one for the books.As he began... (more)

Jake the pizza boys embarrassing day

Once upon a time in the bustling town of Maplewood, there lived a pizza delivery boy named Jake. With his cheerful demeanor and mop of curly hair, he was well-liked by both his customers and coworkers. He loved the freedom of riding his bike through the streets, delivering piping hot pizzas and earning tips that fueled his dreams of owning his own... (more)

Don't use the N word even if your black yourself

Working at a warehouse I was the only white employee. HR was entirely black. My co worker got mad at a black lady and called her the N word. His employment ended ten minutes later.

The dumbest person who was ever my manager

I in error described Black history week as African history week and he fired me for making a racist statement. It was a mistake not a deliberate racist statement. The Labor Board straightened his fat ** out and I collected unemployment until it ran out then I got a better job closer to home.

** married women

Id been working with a couple of married women and all of them were a lot older than me. So I started wearing tight shorts without underwear on showing my huge ** off. We one day 2 of the ladies ask me if I would meet them at a motel and I immediately said yes so we went to the motel and I was the... (more)

Loveeeee

Young cute hild's ** soooo good. cunnys <3

The day I collected unemployments benefits over my ex managers ob

I was overheard referring to Black history week as African history week nd the reason I did that was not racism but because some black folks working there were wearing traditional African clothing and talking about Africa.
A black woman overheard this and I believe she was a white hater. She called my manager who was a morbidly obese (more)

Surprise from new boss

I was cleaning out the freezer cool room at work.I was bent over grabbing stuff which had fallen behind the shelves when I feel a hand on my bottom.I just kept cleaning and I feel a second handed reaching around both hands are now undoing my belt and fly of my shorts down pulling them down I turn around and it's my new female boss.She says keep... (more)

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