Strange Confessions

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My Grandfather died a few years ago and being the skinflint he was he left nothing of worth behind. My grandmother had lived way below her means when she could have lived much better.
On my granddads property was a shed that he never allowed anyone to go into but himself. No one knew what was in there.
My grandmother said I could have... (more)

Clear transition

Forces of nature i will find in you what is already connected what is the right way walking beside you on quiet side streets of this town

Weird ** story

Most ** stories you read online are fantasies and outright lies but it does happen with devastating consequences.
I have a friend who is a girl. She was adopted by my next door neighbor. She was a mediocre student with health problems but overall she looked normal. After she grew up she... (more)

Belly fettish

Hi, I have a problem, I really don't trust this website because I have not used it before but it might be ok. I'm 13 and I have this weird thing about stomachs growling and I don't know why, I some times even fap to it. I'm so glad you don't know me because this is really embarrassing. Plz help

My ** for weed

I let my friend ** my ** for an ounce of weed, I only had $35 bucks, I gave him the money and then he started to convince me to do **, after a while I agreed, but he wanted to hit it raw, I was conflicted. But... (more)

Slightly disconcerting

Whenever I have a vaccine or get a blood test, when the needle goes in and I have that sharp pinching pain, I start to laugh really super hard.
I just can't control it, just something about that pain or the idea of having a needle sticking into me is hilarious and I start to laugh almost hysterically.
When they put a small mount of local... (more)

IT IS HAPPENING

Awhile back my wife and I moved into these luxury apartment homes. She had a "accident" almost ran over a homeless guy with a bike but at the end I plotted it all together and caught him doing the same thing to someone else my wife being a sweet person felt bad and decided to buy him 10 burgers from Burger King I agreed. But didn't believe the... (more)

Weird Nana names

Ok, so when I was little (like 3 or 4) both my grandmothers were still alive, and to differentiate between the two, my family used to call one 'black nana' and the other 'white nana', because one had black hair and the other had white/grey hair. They are both caucasian, I was just so young that I had no concept of race, and I still think of them... (more)

** for my Aunt

My aunt, milky white skin, black hair, big ** and a mother too. Seems like the word ** was created after her. I always get an ** when i think about her wearing the tight t-shirt and that black yoga... (more)

Bandit the one eyed stalker

Everyone knows to avoid bandit. he calls his ** bandit. sorry ken and sally but it really is tacky talk and stalking women the way you is sick. I know you like roger and allen music but I don't know if they like you or bandit or richard. leave it to **... (more)

Carnivore

I get a feeling of pure, giddy ecstasy from eating meat from a fresh kill, whether it be from a rifle or simply trapping it and knifing it. The sight of ** meat makes me want to leap at it and devour it, get on all fours, gorge myself on it. It brings out and utterly satisfies a primal, (more)

We know what you got up to as a child what you did

Bob. we know what you did as a child rick. we know what you have been accused of sully we know what you did when you were a child ros.

WEIRD FUNERAL

I didn't hate my uncle in law but he was a cheapskate on a par with Scrooge. when he became old enough to deal with his own funeral arrangements he bought the cheapest coffin the funeral home had on sale. He said no embalming and no vault.
Well some years later the old skinflint did pass away.
At his funeral which was more of a family... (more)

Mexicans working on a Huanted house

There's a Mexican American lawyer who decided to make a law office out of a large very old house where I live. The house is wooden and its a miracle its still there but it is.
It got a basement two large stories and a large attic. It needed work so the lawyer hired a Mexican construction company to renovate the home and make it into a law... (more)

High tuition

In my recent school, the tuition was high than I expected. It costs $700 every term, i'm only a year 10 student why does it cost that high? They take too much money. When I went on other schools it was only $400-500. It's not even acceptable.

My son's **...

I want to cut off my 7 year-old son's **. Should I do this? And is it even legal to do so? I mean, I don't want to cause pain to him, I would sedate him before doing this of course. All I want to do is surgically remove his **, then have skin... (more)

My Gay friends, are turning me into their babygirl.

Hi,
I don't know where to begin. Im a Tgirl( trans) and I like to party. I work hard and play hard. I have these 2 friends who, are a couple. They are 2 very muscular Gay men. One has dark hair and dark features the other is blond,tanned and tall. I met them about 2 years ago. Im single, so Im a bit of a 3rd wheel. We make an attractive trio. Im... (more)

Weeping willow

I cry during every **

Ariel

I was very ** once while I was house sitting for my aunt and I was beating me meat for a while to **, and I had to stop a few times because people called the pizza man came I kept on getting interrupted well I then went to, my cousins room, she is 7... (more)

Sadness

Nothing is going wrong in my life. I'm generally a pretty happy 20 year old. But it's weird....I feel fine but there's a me inside....a girl kneeling on the ground just screaming. It's so loud and she's so tortured. I can't make it stop.

A weird friendship?

So, I have a friend. He has glasses, brown hair and pale skin, he's intelligent, likes learning new things (quite a geek, if you ask me) and I'm actually helping him out with his depression. We first met around five days ago, but we've grown fond of each other a lot since then. I feel like he needs to talk to me everytime we see each other. It's... (more)

A murderer has died in prison

His family wants to bury him in the same cemetery where my family including myself will be buried. I'm trying to get the cemetery to refuse his remains. He doesn't deserve to rest among decent deceased people.
I think his remains should be cremated and his ashes flushed down into a septic tank with the rest of the (more)

Comb

I like to gently run a comb up and down my wrist. Don't know why, it just soothes me.

Flog with old **

Life is ok sometimes til you see the litter box, or ** on the toilet seat or smell the litter box or ** the parents on potty ** out.

Question not a confession.

If you met someone who was billions of years old. What would you ask him and why?

My Cat

My cat makes me jealous. She has such an easier life than me, or half the humans living on this planet. Albeit, she has a shorter life. But i would trade places with her any day if it meant no more bills, ** boyfriends, or any other ** i have to put... (more)

I was a bad babysitter

Triggered by another post I just read about their baby sitter.
When I was 18, 19 I would baby sit this 12 or 13 yo boy. I had him sit on my lap in his pyjamas and watch tv. I would run my fingers up the inside of his thigh. He had to not close his legs or resist me.
I now look back on my younger self and cringe. When I hear about kids... (more)

Brother got depression

My brother got depression named schizophrenia and taken 5 years to heal up. Between there was a time when he got dirty thoughts in his mind and told in front of my parents to them dirty jokes n laughing i thought he is out of control n got shocked .I ws vry gentle befre my prents.it made me pathetic.he told my father that he knows abusive language... (more)

My baby sitter

I was twelve and naïve. The babysitter came and he was hardly older than me I think he was 15 or 16. He reheated the mac and cheese and we watched a movie. It was Harry Potter and the Sorcerers stone. It was a long movie. My younger brother and sister fell asleep.
I remember him carrying them off to their bedrooms and then microwaving a bag of... (more)

Want men to sniff my wifes dirty knickers

I have a deep desire to let and watch other men sniffing my wifes dirty knickers

Pickles and...

Peanutbutter. Pickles and peanutbutter. I love the combination and JUST discovered it a few minutes ago.

When i was a kid...

My friend gave me a 'spell' to turn into a mermaid. I never tried it or used it because i was scared back then. But that's not the strangest part. I still have it...

Bizarre but true story from the 50's.

When I was a little boy a bizarre story was circulating around to the effect that a seven-year-old black girl had either fallen into or gotten into a pigsty and was attacked and eaten alive. Nothing much was left as most of her body was eaten. I believe just her feet or hands were left. The police killed the pigs and got the rest of her out of... (more)

Eh...

So, I'm a young person..I have friends, k and z, (just the first letters) well..I had another phone. , so I made another account..when my friends started to talk to that person I made up in my mind, everything is too hard, my made up guys name ius "chaos", well, chaos is now dating my bff, I just wanted to make sure she was happy..now , chaos is... (more)

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