Drunk Barefoot Hillbilly
Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of... (more)
Whoever you are, leave us alone
I was on a bus, and there was this really strange dude who’d always sit directly behind me or my friend (who I won’t name). One day this guy starts playing with my hair and when I look back at him he pretends he wasn’t doing anything and looks out the window. The more time passes, the more touchy he gets. He starts caressing my friends head, he... (more)
Stomatch siting
I need girl for siting on my stomatch in jalgaon dist. So reply any one girl like siting on my stomatch
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Used my friend’s **
Last night I got blackout drunk and used my flatmate’s ** when she was out. I don’t remember putting it back in the right place but really hoping I did. I can’t even look her in the eye now I feel so uncomfortable.
Am I A Stalker?
My name is Jonathan and I like to start revolutions and want many to follow my lead but there are people around me who say i'm annoying and rude but that's a lie, they're lies about me are irrelevant if anything I make some new friends but one in particular i'm most interested in doesn't seem to want anything to do with me.
First I join his... (more)
Deeper and deeper
I am consumed by the idea of holding someone against their will and forcibly fatten them to immobility!
No way to moderate my behavior as i make her consume massive quantities of food, and delight as she becomes heavier, and heavier. Laugh as she grunts and oinks like a pig when her enhanced appetite desires more food.
Lord help me i want to... (more)
Could've been so much sooner part 2.
My husband had been pushing me to expose myself all night and especially after he found out I wasn't wearing underwear but I wasn't comfortable doing it in front of friends so when we went inside he he was still in a mood if you will, He handed me a piece of paper and and dropped it, I squatted to pick it up and he basically just tapped me on the... (more)
Could've been so much sooner part 1.
It has been 22 years since I started trying to hook up with him, Over the years we have had many close encounters but it just never happened until last night.
The whole story begins at a bar, My friend and I are in a new city, Just met at college three days before and we walk in to the bar, There is an altracation and we get kicked out, Like... (more)
I have a confession to make
I have a confession to make I made a catfish account and catfished guys on tinder but there was one guy I met and we talked and stuff and got to know each other better fast forward 4 years later and I’ve fallen completely in love with this guy but he doesn’t know I am a catfish if your wondering how I managed to keep it up this long well I just... (more)
Xi Jinping the Chinky **
Xi Jinping is a little chinky **. To start off, he’s the big chinky dictator with his yellow face plastered all over his polluted and grey nation. He is the leader of the same government which is replaying history in the form of the Holocaust, this time with Uighur Muslims (sorry if that’s spelt... (more)
Yikes
So this is gonna take some work to get past, The other day my husband came home from work, He works in an industry where it's 99% men and they are mostly younger guys who are deviants and just don't give a ** about anyhting, Lots of drinking, lots of drugs and a few times a month someone shows up... (more)
If my male cousin only knew?
I had a cousin who lived with me and my father temporarily. I shared my bedroom with him. We both shared my bed as well. I'd sleep at one end of the bed and he would sleep at the other end. I would always hear him boast about how he would show his "chicks" his big ** (more)
A desire to be Spanked
Every single day my desire and craving to be spanked grows, I went to high school in Trinidad and Tobago, and I am to believe in my last year of high school I discovered my passion for spanking.
I assumed this urge will eventually go away or I would eventually grow out of it but as I grew older the desire only intensified. Watching spanking... (more)
I wonder what my father had thought?
I can remember when i was about 14 years old, i had stolen a pair of coffee pantyhose from an aunt's panty drawer of hers and race home to try them on. I tell you my legs looked so good in them and were so soft and silky. The unthinkable had happend, when i had fallen asleep with them on. Lol. I was just that comfy! The next morning, i had... (more)
20 years later.
My good buddy always had a smokin hot mom, Everyone always drooled over her and being so close with him I spent a lot of time at his house, I would always try and spy on her or catch glimpses if I could, After a while I would try and let her see me undressed but seldom happened. When I was 17 I made my grande move, My buddy and I were planning a... (more)
I enjoy comments about my wife, as well as tributes/fakes.
I have always had this secret fantasy of showing other guys naked pictures of my wife. I would love to hear exactly what they would do to her. The more graphic, the better. I also LOVE getting tribute pics and videos! By the way, I am not averse to seeing pics of other guys wives.
My Soulmate Is Engaged to Someone Else
I reached out to my ex boyfriend recently because I've gotten some desperately needed therapy and realized how hurtful some of my actions were when I was with him that were the result of my untreated mental illness and trauma.I just wanted to apologize and make sure he is ok. I could probably write a book about this but we have a long and... (more)
I had ** with a girl
I am a Muslim girl in a muslim country so you can understand why this is so taboo. I went to a trip with some of my classmates. I had to share a room with a sweet girl. We were bored and played truth and dare. One thing lead to other and we kissed. It was so amazing. I felt so good, so **, so alive... (more)
I admit... i am in love with pantyhose!
I am a 39yr old man and i have always loved how 'hose' looked on women's legs and feet. I even had a crush on a few of my teachers' legs back in grade school. Now, i believe that pantyhose or stockings look just as great on men, than women. I love to see men in pantyhose or stockings. Even out in public, i can spot them from a mile away! I get so... (more)
I don't understand the difference
To not understand the fundamental difference between being transexual and being transracial. Both situations one is born into a body they didn't choose, and they both identify as a different social construct. The odd thing is that race is much more fluid than gender. Race can be very tough to figure out while gender is usually much easier to... (more)
Age gaps
I'm confused ab age gaps when ur both minors bc of my parents, my mum was 16 and dated my dad when he was 13, and like I think it's kinda messed up but whenever I tell people they don't care at all? I've seen some 13 and 15 year olds dating, what do you all think I'm curious. Personally as a 14 nearly 15 year old, I wouldn't date a 13 year old... (more)
Wife pics in her underwear
Angela and I have been Married for 22 years and i love taking naughty pics of her in underwear and ** with her permission. I have viewed lots of sites with guys showing off pics their wives and girlfriends etc and fantasise showing her off too. I dont want her to be shared with anyone. I love the... (more)
Exposed **
I am ** this single mom and she tells me she wants to be DP'd and exposed for the worthless trashy come dumpster ** that she is. Please leave email and I'll share pics
Spoiled stepson
My 9 year old stepson is a fat, lazy, spoiled little **! If he was 18, I would have whooped his ** ** already! Can’t stand the little **! His mom comes... (more)
I don't know how to forgive you.
I love you so much, but it's everyday. It's everyday I think back and remember how much you didn't try, how much you didn't love me enough. You chose your "friend" over me. Your friend who touched you too much, who would lay in your bed when they "needed" support. Your "friend" who mocked both of us for being (more)
Stepping on toes
My girlfriend and I have a 5 yr age gap. She’s 22. She also just recently started a new job. There’s already another lesbian trying to slither her way in. I’m not a fan of people who can’t respect boundaries or have to try and test the waters. My girlfriend had told me she had the vibe that she was trying to hit on her. Mind you, it’s only week 3... (more)
Many moons ago.
Long part of the story short my mom and dad split the day I was born because he went and got drunk then mom tried to call him for a ride home and ended up getting a taxi and walked in on him geeting head from her sister so....After a dozen years my mom let him back into my life, I was an only child on both sides so there was a lot of push and... (more)
My 75 y r old mother inlaw
Been ** my 75 y r old mom in law for 20 yrs. She has the best dewy gate of love. So she has thick bush. She ** a lot. We do it in every position. No one expects us. She looks 50 instead of 75. I make her moan when (more)
I stole my mom's **
A week ago I borrowed my mom's ** and it was amazing, I'm thinking of just taking it but Idk has any one else done this?
I ** my HS gf, sort of, but dead
I’m an embalmer at a big metropolitan funeral home but went back to help out at my parents’ funeral home when my mom got sick. Long story short, there was a girl I dated in high school, who broke my heart. We were supposed to be each other’s first time but she led me on, and went for some football doofus. Anyway, fast forward to now twenty... (more)
Pants on
Sometimes I like to take a ** before I take my pants off
Is this a fetish/kink or something to do with my mental health?
So i’m a woman on 23 and have some dreams about being hugged and comforted by any of my crushes(which is mostly fictional characters, cause i’m aromantic asexual). Especially if i had a bad day, being yelled at, dramatic moments, fights and if someone had hit on me. I’ve had those dreams since i was a child and especially when i was mentally... (more)
My wife got really fat over Covid (and I like it)
Been married for five years. My wife was 145llbs in Feb 2020. Today she is 220 lbs and looks absolutely amazing!! I cant keep mind off how hot she looks.
My 16 year old daughter is pregnant
My sixteen year old daughter came home tonight from her fifteen year old bfs house, and walked up to me and told me she needed to talk. I knew instantly what was wrong, before the words even left her ** mouth. To say I was a little ** off isn’t even... (more)
Crossdressing husband
I have been a crossdresser from childhood. I absolutely love the look and feel of women's clothing. It's not something I do all of the time. Sometimes it seems that my feminine side just takes over and I absolutely must wear female clothing. My wife of 26years does not approve. There are also times when my feminine side takes over that I just... (more)