Work Confessions

Friends coworkers and a moron

I have a pleasent female coworker. She's single and very good looking for her 52 years, I mean she's hot. This woman drives the men I work with crazy. I bet none of them know her real age she looks 40 and she's a total knock out, dresses very approprietly and she's very down to earth. I've been nothing but respectful to her as most of the guys are... (more)

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There's b*tches in my office

I work for a boring b*tch who is barely civil to me. I cannot stand her. She has no managerial skills whatsoever. She micromanages all the time. Id love to tell her to ****herself. There's another mad old b*tch in here called Linda.
So Orla, Linda, Fatty Marion who barely says hello,
Sc*ew the lot of you. I'm younger and smarter and prettier... (more)

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This guy needs to shut the f*ck up

The guy I work with talks about random bullsh*t and can't focus on the task at hand. I wish he'd just shut the f*ck up and stop trying to be some insightful Yoda dipsh*t. I'm typing this while he is talking about Alanis Morissette and her ptsd from Jagged Little Pill. I just want to choke him the f*ck out.

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If you work for a sophisticated company don't curse

I was employed at a bank when I for some idiotic reason cursed. I was frustrated and I said **. The HR head was behind me and she gave me a horrible look which I richly deserved. I should have learned my lesson but I was stupid.
A month or so later I met a pretty girl and after a short... (more)

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Coworker dating supervisor

I think a former coworker is dating her supervisor. Is it wrong that I think "He's got DAT ** tho" cuz she's got a nice body? She has a nice pear shaped body.

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My job **

I ** at my job.
Dealing with a fairly complicated matter at work. It is very much delayed, and now everyone is antsy and angry...at me. It is partially my "fault", but not as what they pin on me.
Now the work is almost done, just some final matters to be attended to. Except, I get totally... (more)

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Bad Boss

Today, after everyone left, I vehemently switched their A&E buttons on their keyboards because I spilled my coffee on my own. P.S. I did my own to raise myself above suspicion

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Stupid requests from your soon to be ex boss

I was caught up in a merger and my counterpart at the other company had seniority which means he got the job and I got the axe. I was asked to stay until the other company got set in. I should have told them to kiss my ** but since jobs were hard to come by I stayed until the end.
On the last day of... (more)

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Things that go through your mind when your being terminated

My first thoughts were Oh no, back to the old drawing board. Your second impulse is to argue for your job which you know full well isn't going to work.
Then reality sets in. Goodbye salary, goodbye benefits hello job hunting.
After you leave the building the trip home is easier because rush hour hasn't happened yet. Its as if the whole... (more)

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Sly **

I was an intern at X company. 2 weeks later, another intern joined us. Before she came there were 5 of us in the team including myself. Everything was great and I was doing my best. I remember on the first day she came, I had a not so good feeling. She asked me for lunch on the next day and we went. Turns out she thought I was a permanent staff... (more)

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Secretly I'm falling apart

I was offered a paralegal position in a very busy fast paced law office. I have no experience and I have over 100 cases and I have no idea what I'm doing. The office manager who is supposed to be training me doesn't have time. My boss also signed me up for a class for paralegal certification from 5:30-8:30 Tuesday and Thursday nights. Between... (more)

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Hugs can calm you

I'm a caregiver to 6 men with developmental disabilities and today I went up stairs and one of my guys was crying saying he missed his dad, I hugged him for a good 5 mins saying it was ok to cry and miss family and said I missed mine too...being a caregiver is hard but I would change it for anything I love my boys! Sometimes the stories that come... (more)

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Need new job very, very soon

Ive been at my current job (in a restaurant) for over a year now, and i ** h.a.t.e. it. We're on our third general manager, and she is a superbitch. She ran off so many of my former coworkers. Doesnt know how to talk to people, and she will be your friend one minute and your worst nightmare... (more)

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Consumed by hate

My male colleagues received up to twice the salary raise I got this year. I have been working just as hard and harder than some of them, saved their assets a couple of times, corrected their mistakes and and kept the organization running smoothly. My boss told me he valued me, that I was great for the company and he really appreciated my hard... (more)

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I want my boss todie

She is a psychopath. She plays it in subtle ways. She knows where it hits hard - a very dirty face behind a sweet looking face.I wish she dies
Unfair
mean
manipulative
takes credit of my work or gives it to someone else
or takes the credit herself
she denied me of a well deserved promotion
she is a racist
she denied me of development... (more)

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Desperate to sleep with coworker

I'm a 27 yo female and I desperately want to get a 42 yo male co worker into bed. I'm in a long term relationship and he's unhappily married. So I know it's wrong but I just can't help the intense attraction to him and I'm so curious.
I've started to think he wants me too. He always makes an excuse to be around me and gives these lingering looks... (more)

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I don't know what to be when I'm older...

I live in the North of Spain but I have an Irish mum. My house is an english speaking household. I have always felt like I belong somewhere else. I have a good singing voice and I adore singing. I swear if I lived in the UK or Ireland, I would go to the voice or Xfactor and try my luck but... I don't. I have no clue what to do with my life. I' m... (more)

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Good story

Yes i to became a sissy girl ** for a older man it happen one night i fell a sleep in a old house and was awake by a old man he ask me what i was doing sleeping in his house i told him i was sorry but it was cold out and the door was open and i fell a sleep i told him i would leave he said no you can... (more)

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Black lunatics at work

I used to work for a trucking firm and four of my co workers were black. They had apparently been hired after another black co worker filed a class action suit that said this company did not have enough black employees.
Three of them were obviously more interested in smoking crack cocaine than they were doing their job.
One of them was a... (more)

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He's Hot

I'm crushing on my supervisor.There's just something about him.I think it's his eyes.I have to stop because he's so unavailable.

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Live-in assistant

First i wanna say im in my late 20s and just a little over a month ago i came across a sign for a live in assistant/partner taking care of a woman that needs to be looked after because she cant live alone, i called the number and met with the family it was a young women in her 30s asking me to watch over her mother who happened to be a very Large... (more)

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Do not cirse or use dirty language or tell dirty jokes at a bank

I got fired after being overheard telling a dirty joke to a fellow worker. I was also overheard saying **. Both will get you fired. I did those things and I'm history at that bank. I feel like an idiot.

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Boss caught me

Hey, i have a question and id really like some opinions on it, first heres my situation im a 30 year old woman and I work late at night as a secretary and most of the time the building is empty and the only people there are security guards, so i figure i was alone and I started 'playing' with myself and about 15 minutes later my boss walked in and... (more)

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Go backs

I have worked at kmart forever, but when you ask me to do go-backs i cant find jack ** so i just throw everything in the cart you give me on the floor, stuff em behind shelves, and throw them in unsuspecting cashier's go back bens. and when i smile sweetly and ask how you are and if you need help, im... (more)

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Mean co workers!

I wish my co workers all disappear into paradise I won't wish bad on them but I reeeeeeeeeally don't like them. Their really mean people. They act like in stupid and don't know anything because I like to verify a lot one girl treated me like I was poor and when I ** her off made a huge scene that she... (more)

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Why I lie and say I have bladder problems.

It's a lie, so I can go to the bathroom often pand get high. If I'm out of the bathroom quickly it's probably because I left my lighter in my desk.

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Two stupid ** at work

Before I retired I used to work in a mailroom warehouse situation. My female manger was such a ** that her assistants would resign usually after being with her no more than one year. She had an equally stupid or perhaps even more idiotic friend she would smoke cigarettes with.
One day her idiot... (more)

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My boss is such a **!

I seriously have had it with my ** boss!! She is not human, she is the most analysis retention ** I have ever worked for, in my 24 years here! We bid into shifts/supervisor every year. I was very hesitant last year choosing her, but the days off... (more)

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Unschooled Manager

Description of an engineering manager of an awesome product, in a renowned big multinational software company. All descriptions below are a collection of back talks by his direct reports. He is manager for 5 years but no people management skills. Poor social skills. Over a decade old baccalaureate with no further studies. Habit of idealizing the... (more)

I hate my co-workers so much

I hate my co-workers so much that I spit on their food when they're not looking. When I'm sick I spit on their keyboards and phones so they will get sick too.

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Need Advice

I'm a married black man whom is married to a black woman for 18 years. I do love her clearly and we get along perfectly.We are very happy together. I have a problem though. My ** drive is high and hers is not. She is just not simply sexual enough for me. I am really into this married white woman that I... (more)

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Looks good from the outside

I do lawn care. I love what I do. But my boss, who talks the talk, doesn't walk the walk. I am an observant person, and it has become obvious that he is fully committed to profit, and doesn't much care about the safety of his few employees, nor does he seem to mind much when customers are lied to or cheated.
I'm not going to say what I do, but... (more)

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Wifes work clothes

My wife has recently changed the clothes she wears for work.She now wears high heels,short skirts,stockings etc.She is a secretary at a private boys school and says the new headmaster is very strict about his staff's appearance.He even checks her stocking seams and makes her straighten them if they are not perfect.Because she needs the job she... (more)

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Rude people at work

Sometimes if people are exceptionally rude to me (I work at a clothing store) and are paying with a credit card I memorize their number, expiry date etc.. and then donate money to my favourite charities in their name.

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I am having a affair with a Married White Man

I not sure how this affair truly started - friends, co-workers but one day when my husband was out of town and we had to stay late at work - my friend asked if I wanted to get something to eat as his wife would have eaten and put the kids to bed. We stopped at a local dinner - nothing fancy and I felt his leg rubbing mine under the table - I... (more)

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